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Written by Andrew Abernathy on 2024-12-10 at 16:28

Not sure why FB is showing me so many ads for luxury firewood. (“For unmatched comfort and warmth”.)

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Written by sanguish on 2024-12-10 at 16:48

@andrewabernathy Luxury firewood?

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Written by Andrew Abernathy on 2024-12-10 at 16:51

@sanguish Their words, not mine.

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Written by sanguish on 2024-12-10 at 16:51

@andrewabernathy I did assume that. lol

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Written by Hollie 🌲 on 2024-12-10 at 19:47

@sanguish @andrewabernathy Wait, like, the logs that go into a gas fireplace? The ones that don't actually burn?

Or luxury logs that....burn?

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Written by Andrew Abernathy on 2024-12-10 at 19:53

@hollie @sanguish The latter.

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Written by Hollie 🌲 on 2024-12-10 at 19:59

@andrewabernathy @sanguish But....that's so.....why would you.......

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Written by sanguish on 2024-12-10 at 20:00

@hollie @andrewabernathy I didn’t say good.

I said “interesting” 😛

Good is the Uncle Brown brand of smart toilets. That’s some marketing (search on Amazon)

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Written by Hollie 🌲 on 2024-12-10 at 20:03

@sanguish @andrewabernathy No I was boggling at Andrew's comment that the logs are real, not the faux ones for gas fireplaces.

I was ignoring the bathroom joke 😂

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Written by sanguish on 2024-12-10 at 20:32

@hollie @andrewabernathy 😭😭

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Written by sanguish on 2024-12-10 at 21:35

@hollie @andrewabernathy

There was a time when I was a child you could buy “fancy” fire logs. Some sort of glued together wood pulp that would have some nasty thing that would give you a green or blue or sparkly fire.

I could see those maybe being considered Luxury Logs… but also probably not environmentally safe anymore

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Written by Hollie 🌲 on 2024-12-10 at 22:06

@sanguish @andrewabernathy Oh yeah, we had those when I was a kid. Duraflame I think? Probably terrible for the air.

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Written by sanguish on 2024-12-10 at 22:16

@hollie @andrewabernathy Duraflame logs still exist. But I think the fancy ones are gone (and rightly so)

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Written by Andrew Abernathy on 2024-12-10 at 22:23

@sanguish @hollie I knew it wouldn't be long before they showed me the ad again. Omitting the company name because I don't wish to advertise them.

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Written by Hollie 🌲 on 2024-12-10 at 22:42

@andrewabernathy @sanguish I notice they don't specify spider-free.

Edit: I can't type today

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Written by sanguish on 2024-12-10 at 22:43

@hollie @andrewabernathy only the most endangered species!

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Written by sanguish on 2024-12-10 at 19:55

@hollie @andrewabernathy Luxury Logs would be an interesting bathroom renovation company name

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