Ancestors

Toot

Written by The Oatmeal on 2024-11-28 at 18:42

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Descendants

Written by Riley S. Faelan on 2024-11-28 at 18:43

@oatmeal *tinysaurs

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Written by JJ Allen 🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-11-29 at 21:29

@riley @oatmeal Hey, turkeys aren't that tiny. A friend had a turkey along with her chickens. The damn thing used to bully her youngest daughter. She finally gave it to one of her sisters last summer, and they ate it last Thanksgiving. I'm told it was especially delicious.

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Written by Riley S. Faelan on 2024-11-30 at 05:44

@JJ_Allen Turkeys are pretty tiny in comparison with the dinoest of sauruses.

@oatmeal

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Written by Blort™ 🐀Ⓥ🥋☣️ on 2024-12-01 at 04:24

@JJ_Allen @riley @oatmeal

The pure hatred makes it taste extra juicy!

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Written by Arnel Šarić Sharan :verified: on 2024-11-28 at 18:46

@oatmeal Haha. ❤️

Thank you for the wonderful puzzle with dog's dreams and nightmares. We've enjoyed it last night.

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Written by Michael Vilain on 2024-11-28 at 19:25

@oatmeal Same back to you. Hope you have a fun time hosting if you're doing it. I'm sure Alfred did.

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Written by kcǃ on 2024-11-29 at 04:02

@oatmeal welcome back! I’m especially thankful for the oatmeal

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Written by europlus :autisminf: on 2024-11-29 at 05:23

@oatmeal @thatKomputerKat

Huh…so dinosaurs really would “taste just like chicken”.

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Written by JJ Allen 🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-11-29 at 21:31

@europlus @oatmeal @thatKomputerKat The herbivores, at least.

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Written by JJ Allen 🏳️‍🌈 on 2024-11-29 at 21:26

@oatmeal My Thanksgiving go-to when I don't have plans is a bacon cheeseburger pizza. I stupidly ate that for breakfast on the day, so I instead had a pork chop smothered in cream sauce for dinner. 🤷‍♂️

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