Someone threw an egg at me from their car as I was walking on the sidewalk. The good news is it didn’t break until it bounced off my arm and landed on the ground so technically their attempt failed, but I’ll probably have a bruise in the morning.
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Also: our chickens aren’t laying right now so it was a waste of a perfectly good egg.
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Update: No discernible bruising this morning, surely helped by the sweater and puffy I was wearing at the time, so I am declaring complete victory.
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@nedley I'm glad it turned out relatively OK.
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@nedley The whole thing is so crazy!
What part of Portland was this btw? Near home?
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