Ancestors

Toot

Written by :fedora: :freebsd: :archlinux: on 2024-10-29 at 08:06

Have you prayed today? 😎

Steve Jobs which art in heaven,

hallowed be your name.

Thy business model come.

Thy will be done, as in Cupertino so at the Apple keynote.

Give us today our daily customer exploitation.

And forgive us our criticism, as we gladly give you our last dollar.

And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from old hardware at expensive prices.

For thine is the upselling, the walled garden and 60 Hz on the iPhone and iPad forever.

Amen!

[#]linux #unix #opensource #freesoftware #fedora #debian #opensuse #arch #ubuntu #apple #iphone #ipad

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Descendants

Written by DerpDerpington on 2024-10-29 at 08:21

@unixviking Ramen 🙏

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Written by Digit on 2024-10-29 at 09:10

@unixviking Curious... I hear The Flying Spaghetti Monster pray to Saint IGNUcius.

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Written by :fedora: :freebsd: :archlinux: on 2024-10-29 at 09:14

@digit If it does so, it is well done! 🙏 ⛪ The church of GNU.

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