Blonde joke incoming, my husband told this one to me and I lolled for a good while.
A blonde walks into a retail store, looking for a new TV. She sees one in the corner that she likes, and walks up to the clerk.
"I would like to buy that TV in the corner," she says to the clerk.
"We don't serve blondes here," the clerk replies.
Stimied, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair black. "I've got it made," she thinks, "that stupid clerk won't refuse me this time."
She goes back to the retail store the next day, and the same clerk is working there. "I'd like to buy that TV in the corner," she says to the clerk, who promptly replies, "We don't serve blondes here."
the blonde, absolutely incensed, goes back home, and dyes her hair bright red. "They definitely won't deny me this time," the blonde says, and goes back to the retail store the next day. A different clerk is working this time, and she thinks, "All right, I've got it made. I'm definitely getting that TV this time."
she goes up to the clerk, and says, "I'd like to buy that TV in the corner."
The clerk says, "We don't serve blondes here."
Utterly and completely perplexed, the blonde asks, "How do you know that I'm a blonde?"
"That's a microwave, not a TV," the clerk says.
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