Currently having lunch in a restaurant that has been playing a 36.4 second clip of Laura Brannigan’s Self Control on endless loop for the past half hour and I have so many questions.
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Staff in and out, other customers, woman at the register taking orders and calls, another doing paperwork at the counter — are we the only ones who notice?
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Considered the possibility that we’re in hell, but the food is delicious.
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🎵 In the day, nothing matters. It’s the nighttime that matters 🎶
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We’re almost done, but I’m reluctant to leave. I kind of want to see where this is going.
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At first, I thought it was some mega-extended mix, but I realized after about 10 minutes that we still hadn’t heard about how she lives among the creatures of the night but hasn’t got the will to try and fight.
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Then I caught the clumsy edit and got out the stopwatch. 36.4 seconds. Again and again.
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This was actually one of my favorite songs when I was, like, seven or eight years old. I can’t help but feel like this is significant somehow.
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Okay, time to amble up to the counter and pay the bill. Do I say something or let it ride?
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Not going to say anything. I wouldn’t want to deprive future diners of this experience. Also I kinda want to come back next week and see if it’s still playing.
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Okay. Checked out without incident. Currently in the car, listening to the full song just to make sure there IS a full song and I haven’t slipped into an alternate timeline where that’s actually how it goes.
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I kept thinking about that John Mulaney bit about What’s New, Pussycat and half-expected them to mix in a 36.4-second clip of Gloria before going back to Self Control.
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