Ancestors

Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2024-09-23 at 12:38

Recap of last night's #dnd session:

:d20:

We had to visit a night hag to help her two daughters reconcile. Monk and I went inside, Rogue got stuck fighting with his wife outside. The hag's grandkids asked us to play a fun game of Russian roulette, which I won. Rogue happened to look in the window at the end, and saw what he construed as me killing two children and Monk. 1/

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Toot

Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2024-09-23 at 12:47

Cont. 2/

He couldn't come inside immediately because of the fight with his wife, so he could only watch as I helped the hag put the two children and Monk into an oven, then the house vworped out of existence.

Inside the house, I was doing my darnedest to be as polite and helpful to our host as humanly possible. I helped her put her children and Monk into a meat grinder, shape the meat into burger patties, season the meat, and cook it. She then invited her daughters over and we ate the burgers.

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Descendants

Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2024-09-23 at 14:10

Cont. 3/

We then puked into a little pot with dirt in it, covered up the puke like we were planting it, and then :ablobcatbongo: out popped Monk, but as a young dragonborn (with horns and tail 😁)

🤷‍♂️

Of course rogue didn't get to see this, so as soon as the house rematerialized he was ready to go all aggro on the hags

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