Toots for Shkshkshk@dice.camp account

Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2025-01-20 at 07:28

Tbh the 196 drama was more fun to be here for than when I logged in on 12/30 to see Dansup had been having a meltdown for six hours straight over 3rd party apps

@onehundredninetysix

He's deleted everything now, as he should have. But the damage is done.

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Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2025-01-09 at 19:06

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Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2024-12-28 at 17:40

The Bad Ending

[#]epicthemusical

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Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2024-12-14 at 14:01

Trying to think up a name for a character that's basically "what if Tom Riddle was a girl and had solved the Millennium Puzzle instead of finding the Chamber of Secrets"

I'm like this 🤏 close to naming her Darth Gamer

[#]writing #ttrpg

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Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2024-12-13 at 02:11

[#]christian #christisking #christislove

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Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2024-12-12 at 23:58

Completely forgot that it is National Sound Check Day

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Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2024-12-06 at 22:59

They're afraid!

@196

I think the health insurance companies are actually taken by surprise by the amount of people who sincerely wish them death. Maybe we will see some almost-meaningful change soon?

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Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2024-12-06 at 13:37

Ironic, isn't it? To spend your whole life denying coverage, only to be denied coverage yourself in the end?

@196

The message on the bullets was hilarious too

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Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2024-11-23 at 22:34

[#]xmas

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Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2024-11-17 at 16:56

I just opened up my old worldbuilding notes from my last #dnd campaign. I am so disappointed at how incoherent it is.

I'm looking at the "Clerical Rank" page, which defines the ranks within the church. I remember none of this. Apparently, when a Champion "claims the throne" (whatever that means) they are crowned as the Tenno. Then the next dynasty descends from them.

The last line of this description says "The Tenno has their divine Class & Aspect even while living". No idea what that means.

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Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2024-11-08 at 22:38

Look at da doofus

[#]geese #bird #birdwatching

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Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2024-10-07 at 02:18

Are there any animes or TV shows you can't stop recommending?

@asklemmy

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Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2024-09-23 at 14:10

Cont. 3/

We then puked into a little pot with dirt in it, covered up the puke like we were planting it, and then :ablobcatbongo: out popped Monk, but as a young dragonborn (with horns and tail 😁)

🤷‍♂️

Of course rogue didn't get to see this, so as soon as the house rematerialized he was ready to go all aggro on the hags

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Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2024-09-23 at 12:47

Cont. 2/

He couldn't come inside immediately because of the fight with his wife, so he could only watch as I helped the hag put the two children and Monk into an oven, then the house vworped out of existence.

Inside the house, I was doing my darnedest to be as polite and helpful to our host as humanly possible. I helped her put her children and Monk into a meat grinder, shape the meat into burger patties, season the meat, and cook it. She then invited her daughters over and we ate the burgers.

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Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2024-09-23 at 12:38

Recap of last night's #dnd session:

:d20:

We had to visit a night hag to help her two daughters reconcile. Monk and I went inside, Rogue got stuck fighting with his wife outside. The hag's grandkids asked us to play a fun game of Russian roulette, which I won. Rogue happened to look in the window at the end, and saw what he construed as me killing two children and Monk. 1/

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Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2024-09-11 at 13:00

🥔

[#]guineapig #guineapigs #guineapigsofmastodon #petsofmastodon

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Written by Xilabar the Dice Goblin on 2024-09-08 at 14:16

Fun fact: Dice don't come in different flavors. You may experience different flavors, but that's the placebo effect; your brain expects the blue dice to be blue raspberry, so that is what you taste.

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