I was at the grocery store today and a lady was putting a box of Wednesday cereal into her cart and she caught me watching and said “I had to try it,” and I replied “haha I wonder if it turns your water black?” and now it’s 2am and I’m laying in bed wondering if that lady thinks I eat my cereal with water now.
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@driph Or that you meant pee.
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@mdhughes Oh god, yeah
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