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Toot

Written by Max™ on 2024-08-09 at 19:25

• inside the trump camp*

vance: ok people walz is eating us alive with this weird shit, don jr stop eating those crayons!

don jr: thorry dad

vance: dammit I'm not your fucking dad I just work for him kinda, now what do you got that isn't weird?

don jr: ooh say he drinks horse jizz!

vance:

don jr:

vance: goddammit that's brilliant

[#]WeirdGOP

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Written by Max™ on 2024-08-09 at 19:42

Note this is only parody in the sense that I don't know for sure if don jr eats crayons or thinks vance is his dad, the rest is probably exactly as it happened, these are not clever men.

[#]WeirdGOP #TheBestPeople #HarrisWalz2024

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