Ancestors

Written by rebecca, pacific mega-dyke on 2024-08-08 at 04:31

lmaooooo

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Toot

Written by rebecca, pacific mega-dyke on 2024-08-08 at 04:31

it's bonkers that this thing even exists but i think it's even more bonkers that leadership at Humane thinks anyone will be interested in acquiring them after producing such a disastrously useless product.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/8/7/24211339/humane-ai-pin-more-daily-returns-than-sales

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Descendants

Written by rebecca, pacific mega-dyke on 2024-08-08 at 04:35

oh my god

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Written by Petra on 2024-08-08 at 04:40

@fragileswift13 Luckily if nobody is buying them this isn't going to be an issue

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Written by rebecca, pacific mega-dyke on 2024-08-08 at 04:43

@PetraOleum that's true, but they've already had over US$1 million in devices returned lmao. these things are US$700 so not cheap but that's still a lot of devices that are currently useless to anyone haha

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Written by Petra on 2024-08-08 at 04:45

@fragileswift13 scoop out the batteries to make them safe -> post one to every second hand shop and museum to be added into their glass display cases with their virtualboys and laserdiscs. They won't get their money back but that was never happening and they'll at least be remembered this way

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Written by rebecca, pacific mega-dyke on 2024-08-08 at 04:49

@PetraOleum honestly after this bad a product, i bet the Humane founders will want to forget this ever happened and move on as quickly as possible. there's no way anyone pays even close to the US$1bn they want to be acquired for.

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Written by Petra on 2024-08-08 at 04:58

@fragileswift13 I know numbers are made up in tech, but not that much

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