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Written by Cary ✨ on 2023-11-09 at 15:06

Here's a joke my hubby told me today.

A hillbilly went out hunting, and he shot three ducks. As he was loading the three ducks into the back of his pickup truck, the game warden drives up next to him. The game warden is not a fan of hillbillies hunting, so he thinks he might be able to catch the hillbilly in an illegal act.

He lifts up the tarp and looks at the three ducks in the back of his pickup truck. He picks up the first duck, sniffs its butt, and says, "This duck is a Kentucky duck. Do you have a Kentucky hunting license?"

The hillbilly pulls out his wallet and shows the game warden his Kentucky hunting license.

A bit perturbed, the game warden puts the first duck back, and picks up the second duck, and sniffs its butt. He says to the hillbilly, "This duck is a Tennessee duck. Do you have a Tennessee hunting license?"

The hillbilly pulls out his wallet again, and shows the game warden his Tennessee hunting license.

A bit more frustrated, the game warden puts the duck back in the hillbilly's truck, and picks up the third duck. The game warden sniffs its butt, and says, "This duck is a Virginia duck. Do you have a Virginia hunting license?"

The hillbilly pulls out his wallet for the third time, and shows the game warden his Virginia hunting license. The game warden is very frustrated by this point. He stares at the hillbilly, and asks, "So where exactly are you from, boy?"

The hillbilly pulls down his pants, shoves his butt in the game warden's face, and says, "You tell me, you're the expert."

I lolled for a good 20 minutes.

I hope you all enjoy it.

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Written by Superdave! on 2023-11-09 at 17:35

@cary5871 Wonderful joke! Thanks!

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