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Written by Scarfolk on 2023-05-01 at 08:15

Scarfolk Council public information messages for #MayDay.

1. Be aware that illegal morris dancers have been sighted in this area. Do NOT approach them. They are thought to be dangerous and armed with prohibited handkerchiefs.

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Written by Scarfolk on 2023-05-01 at 08:20

2. Scarfolk's annual May Pylon Dance will commence at 2pm. For optimal conductivity, pleasure ensure all participants have been adequately drenched beforehand.

[#]BankHolidayMonday

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Written by Scarfolk on 2023-05-01 at 08:38

3. Those below the poverty line who are compulsorily sacrificing themselves to appease the gods of inflation, and to bring down the cost of living, should arrive 30 mins before the event, but not before they have pledged allegiance (& their remaining finances) to the council deities.

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