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Written by Scarfolk on 2024-03-31 at 08:25

True #Easter egg...

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Written by Scarfolk on 2023-06-23 at 18:31

It's that time again...

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Written by Scarfolk on 2023-05-01 at 08:38

3. Those below the poverty line who are compulsorily sacrificing themselves to appease the gods of inflation, and to bring down the cost of living, should arrive 30 mins before the event, but not before they have pledged allegiance (& their remaining finances) to the council deities.

[#]MayDay

[#]BankHolidayMonday

[#]MayDay

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Written by Scarfolk on 2023-05-01 at 08:20

2. Scarfolk's annual May Pylon Dance will commence at 2pm. For optimal conductivity, pleasure ensure all participants have been adequately drenched beforehand.

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[#]MayDay

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Written by Scarfolk on 2023-05-01 at 08:15

Scarfolk Council public information messages for #MayDay.

1. Be aware that illegal morris dancers have been sighted in this area. Do NOT approach them. They are thought to be dangerous and armed with prohibited handkerchiefs.

[#]BankHolidayMonday #Scarfolk

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Written by Scarfolk on 2022-12-23 at 11:13

Everyone loves a snowy Christmas... But are you sure that's snow?

Read Scarfolk's Nuclear Christmas public information before it's too late...

https://scarfolk.blogspot.com/2015/12/christmas-civil-defence-public.html

[#]scarfolk #christmas

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Written by Scarfolk on 2022-11-10 at 21:48

Revealing concealed text such as this is illegal and carries a fine of up to £500 or 18 months in prison.

For more information, please re-read.

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Written by Scarfolk on 2022-11-10 at 11:07

A reminder that the #Scarfolk gift shop is open. Pick up copies of Discovering Scarfolk, the Scarfolk Annual 197X, the Scarfolk map pack, and Scarfolk pandemic beer mats, to name but a few. https://scarfolk.blogspot.com/p/scarfolk-gift-shop.html

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Written by Scarfolk on 2022-11-09 at 14:31

Just because you've moved, it doesn't mean we're not watching you...

Whatever you do, DON'T.

For more information please re-read.

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