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Written by jayfax on 2025-02-02 at 14:52

At the park, I heard a conversation between two dog walkers where one of them said that she rescued her dog from gypsies. At this rate I’m going to hear conversations about people who rescued dogs from unauthorised furry encampments.

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Written by jayfax on 2025-02-01 at 19:49

Sending a pic of myself standing outside a catering van to the chat saying “it’s kebab o clock” and getting four 🔥 reacts

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Written by jayfax on 2025-01-30 at 20:26

Incredible toilet graffiti interaction that a friend showed me some time ago

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Written by jayfax on 2025-01-30 at 17:38

Was going to make a joke about there being a Simpsons episode where Homer does nofap, but turns out that's already actually happened.

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Written by jayfax on 2025-01-27 at 16:51

I'm surprised there isn't some 7-11 children's cartoon by now based around like lost media

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Written by jayfax on 2025-01-26 at 22:00

These days brushing my hair feels like denoising an image with a Gaussian blur.

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Written by jayfax on 2025-01-25 at 21:55

Weird thing that happened over the 2020 pandemic was everyone being convinced that the fly of 1918 was universally called the "Spanish flu". That's not what I was taught.

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Written by jayfax on 2025-01-25 at 17:19

Finally got to see The Wild Robot.

Part of it reminds me of The Tale of the Princess Kaguya, which also has a character who begs to return home only to suddenly regret it, being abound by love and attachment.

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Written by jayfax on 2025-01-22 at 11:43

This changed how I viewed money like how much do I spend on people who are worth something in my life compared to those who aren't.

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Written by jayfax on 2025-01-21 at 14:06

How is this markov chain web spam thing on a brazilian govt TLD https://template.mapadapalavra.ba.gov.br/en/zamn-meme-template.html

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Written by jayfax on 2025-01-21 at 09:20

Third runway at Heathrow now has senior ministerial support. I have to ask, if you go a town like Feltham, can you really feel the prosperity of airport worker economy.

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Written by jayfax on 2025-01-17 at 20:42

Digital Ocean droplet crashed after one hour. Couldn't log into it again, said connection reset by peer, so I just deleted the whole thing. Will try another day.

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Written by jayfax on 2025-01-17 at 15:32

Lucy Letby is to British women as Waco seige is to American men

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Written by jayfax on 2025-01-16 at 21:55

My sister genuinely believes the dishwasher fills to the top when I was trying to convince her that dishwashers generally use less water than handwashing.

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Written by jayfax on 2025-01-16 at 19:29

A favourite Ebert review of mine, "Nemo [is] a dimwitted nonentity.", "Little Nemo is essentially the billiard ball necessary to get us from one pocket to another; he spends a great deal of his time in his pajamas, falling through infinity and screaming “Ohhhhhhhh!”", "Nemo himself has the IQ of an eggplant, but at least he doesn’t talk much." https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/little-nemo-adventures-in-slumberland-1992

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Written by jayfax on 2025-01-15 at 16:50

I've been shocked reading articles from the 60s and such about the comics pages that insult the medium as stridently unintellectual. Legit it seemed people then viewed it as more braindead than how people talk about TikTok these days.

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Written by jayfax on 2025-01-14 at 19:48

Legit I thought about looking for Dutch 2022 burial records for "Augustus" but don't know if that even exists.

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Written by jayfax on 2025-01-14 at 19:45

A fellow person I was familiar with in community of Bill Wurtz fans, of whom was behind this YouTube channel, allegedly died by suicide under circumstances that I find difficult to ascertain. This was nearly two years ago when news broke about it. Wonder what eventually happens to dead YouTube users. https://www.youtube.com/@alwaystiredaugustus7894

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Written by jayfax on 2025-01-14 at 19:03

Neil Gaiman is pinished.

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Written by jayfax on 2025-01-14 at 18:57

A piece of junk mail that was laying around my house for decades that I scanned.

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