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Written by taber on 2025-01-28 at 03:58

the heterosexual couple wakes up every morning and goes okay which of the two things straight people do should we do today, lease an Acura SUV or take our poorly trained dog somewhere inappropriate

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Written by taber on 2025-01-24 at 19:15

howdy from the (almost) geographical center of the Commonwealth of Virginia in Buckingham County

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Written by taber on 2025-01-23 at 23:16

starting the Amy Klobuchar valentines early

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Written by taber on 2025-01-21 at 21:49

lotta people about to find out the very hard way how hard it is to get good fascism software written

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Written by taber on 2025-01-17 at 04:58

when is some devil going to make gay cup noodles give it some embarrassing fuckin name like DIVA CUP and put little dehydrated fish cakes shaped like dicks and cocks into it

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Written by taber on 2025-01-16 at 04:17

did a Google Image Search for “eastern screech owl” thought you might enjoy some of the benefits of it

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Written by taber on 2025-01-15 at 03:32

for almost 800 years San Marino has had a diarchy with two heads of state at a time, and what’s even wilder is, they both sit on this two-ass bench throne?!

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Written by taber on 2025-01-13 at 11:34

complaint: contact lens stuck under eyelid

medical attention (minutes): ± 6

bill for insured patient at an in-network facility 🇺🇸:

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Written by taber on 2025-01-12 at 19:03

for those of you just getting on the Doechii train, I submit for your assured approval her flawless Tiny Desk where she spat her track "Nissan Altima" at Gatling gun pace with an all Black girl in NPR drag backing band, she's a stupendous talent

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Written by taber on 2025-01-11 at 03:37

‪I've been playing this glorious vibes-only city builder that's just "plop buildings, plop other stuff, move it around, look at it, listen to soothing music" called Dystopika and it lowers my blood pressure at least 10 points https://store.steampowered.com/app/2379910/Dystopika/

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Written by taber on 2025-01-10 at 20:44

kind of a bummer that the OTA TV signal space is so scam-infested that digital tuners really do have to spell out all these caveats

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Written by taber on 2025-01-10 at 17:48

I hate this design language of a little sparkly glitter blob for “make a bunch of terrible overheating chips do some bullshit that will make this worse”

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Written by taber on 2025-01-10 at 13:05

gm from the Dunkin’ drive-thru in Quinton, Virginia

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Written by taber on 2025-01-09 at 13:05

Williamsburg has a lot of artifacts of a mid-20th century tourist town, one of the best among them a surplus of pancake houses - my favorite is Colonial, which brings you a whole tureen of coffee and a stupid hearty Virginia breakfast with a fireplace and big comfy booths for $15

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Written by taber on 2025-01-09 at 06:05

walking around Colonial Williamsburg on a cold winter night is a meditative experience it's difficult to replicate elsewhere, you're surrounded by buildings and yet the air is utterly, deeply silent and still

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Written by taber on 2025-01-08 at 19:46

I have a very good working and personal relationship with the JVM

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Written by taber on 2025-01-07 at 17:01

seeing someone hand-paint a copypasta is a new one for me, nonetheless one about the City of Richmond having a complete loss of pressure in the water utility

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Written by taber on 2025-01-06 at 00:43

replacing "it's okay to be gay" with "there are some cultural groups which tolerate some homosexual activity and/or public profession of tendency to engage in such acts but don't push it, Mary"

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Written by taber on 2025-01-05 at 20:42

gayboy fashion tip: the Carhartt chore coat is very oversized in every dimension, which is great when you're choring with it but not very urban - to get the same wind-arresting canvas but have it stop at the waist and fit more snugly, you want a women's cut

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Written by taber on 2025-01-05 at 04:33

in a Cyberpunk 2077 plotline, I was moved when the character asked me to pray with him and I had the option of reciting Amidah (our central prayer), like yes, come thru Jewish representation, but then, well,, I had to,, ..,.. .. you know. that thing they say we did

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