I've been blessed with a great memory: I forget things that I don't care about extraordinarily quickly.
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Economists have to go to school for so long because it is a very difficult field.
It takes a lot of time and energy to figure out a reason why paying poor people more money is bad for them.
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One day, as foretold by the prophecy, King Arthur will return to us, and lead England once again. And it will be on that day that we discover he doesn't possess any of the attributes needed to successfully manage a 21st century economy.
And also that he's super racist.
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Imagine being the kind of weak, feckless loser who accelerates the spaceship to Warp 8, when Warp 9 is available. Pathetic.
If my captain did that I would lose all respect for them, and immediately form a subcommittee to explore the possibility of broaching the subject of mutiny among the crew.
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Compared to STEM majors, the humanities aren't important at all, as everyone knows.
I mean…unless you want to understand humanity, obviously. But that's dumb.
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Pictured: the winner of the 1904 Olympic Marathon.
So sad to think that in Modern America we can no longer give our athletes rat poison to make them run faster, because of woke,
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Why is pickled food from Asia like a million times better than picked food from Europe?
It's like Europeans figured out how to pickle one thing, and then were like "alright, that's done, let's get back to the real work of inventing 37,000 different types of cheese."
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It would be funny if they were as snobby about it as Europe is about cheese. Like you could only call it kimchi if it came from the Kim region of Korea, and every region had laws like that for different names.
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My biggest regret in life is not figuring out some way to convince my cat to shut the fuck up. This problem has hounding me all my life, and as I sit here today before you, I must confess that I am no closer to a solution.
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The Thirteenth Labor of Hercules
https://existentialcomics.com/comic/587
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This is really all the big bang's fault when you think about. Stupid big bang, causing existence and all.
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Starting to actually think that the United States might be cursed.
Is there any chance whatsoever that we accidentally built it on top of an Indian burial ground??
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Everything is dishwasher safe if you aren't a coward.
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The bad taste of alcohol is there to clue in your body that it is a poison and you shouldn't drink it.
Lucky for me though I don't so easily fall for "appeal to nature" fallacies.
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A lot of people are confused by how someone so seemingly stupid as Elon Musk could become the richest person in the world, so they come up with all sorts of theories about how he must be secretly smart.
Allow me to explain: the world is stupid too.
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The History of What is the Good Life -
https://existentialcomics.com/comic/586
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hey everyone my uncle works at Nintendo and I have it on good authority that they are currently working on some brand new VIDEO GAMES, which may or may not come out soon.
will update you immediately if I get any more info on this development
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Make sure to get the most out of each day. For example, today I took a nap, but then I realized I still had more productive hours left in the day, so I took a SECOND nap.
Never.
Stop.
Hustling.
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Dilbert guy, 2003: "ha ha doesn't it suck how your boss doesn't understand technology?"
Dilbert guy, 2025: "I have taught my computer to mind control me and it has instructed me to be more racist."
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The spreading of misinformation has accelerated massively. It used to be that idiots would have to tell each other things like "Mr Rogers used to be a sniper in Vietnam" one by one, and it would take years to spread across the county.
Now it takes mere seconds, thanks to the so called "Internet".
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