yinglets who like to collect stamps
yinglets who build model railways
yinglets who somehow manage to play cricket
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old people "ugh those gen z's and their phones"
gen z's are increasingly doing stuff that doesnt require a screen because the shriveled nimbys somehow always make an appearance no matter how hard you try to escape from them, online.
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classy yinglets with classy hobbies
let me duel you at chess, i forgot the rules, i shall surely win!
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Dinnae be a fucking cunt for fuck sake, yer auld enough tae ken better ye wee fucks
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I want a magic spell cast on me that makes me not perceived by teenagers, because I was just screamed at for daring to check if there were any cars behind me before I crossed the road to avoid three of them walking down the path I was walking up.
Fucking bastards
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Labour, Tories, lib Dems, fucking lying bastards about Scotland being booted out of the EU in the event of independence. They promised more powers but all we got was the ability to marginally alter income tax rates.
We don't have our own broadcaster
We don't have power over drug policy
We don't have power over employment and pay policy
We don't have power over energy policy
We don't have power over housing policy
If we were independent, we'd have our own problems, yes, but I doubt it would be THIS FUCKING BAD
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"the UK is smarter than the US"
No we're not we shot ourselves in the foot by electing thatcher in 79, shot ourselves in the foot by letting the Tories in during '10, and again in '16 when we decided to leave the EU over issues that weren't real, or old salty Englanders being afraid of migrants from the east of europe
I honestly predict that labour will not be able to spend 5 years what the Tories managed to fuck up in 14, the media will spin it like "oh labour is useless boohoo Tories for the win", except, the Tories were absolutely hammered in the last election, and labour won by default. So all the haedcore conservatives will probably vote reform (which is a company parading as a political party (!!) ), maybe farage will get in, but whoever is in charge is gonna copy all the shit policies that the US is about to enact.
ITS SHITE BEING SCOTTISH
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LOOKIT THIS WEE FUNKY THING
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I feel like I'm one of the unluckiest people, buses are always either late for me or are just too early.
Just had a driver close the doors and drive off as I was about to board cause I checked if the old lady behind me wanted on that one.
Fucking hell
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Zzzzzzzzzz ๐๐ค
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digging up this post from yesterday
because i am not ashamed to be a slutty reptile for mental health reasons
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"i am human" capcha
no im not, im a crocodile and sometimes a variety of other queer animals
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what would YOU do if i zapped you with the crocodilification beam?
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Laugh all ye want, I'm cosy
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hello mutuals who have follow requests on: this is me new handle and if my follow to you is pending, i cannot currently see you ๐งก
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HELLO FROM THE NEW HANDLE I FORGOT TO UH PUT IT TO UNLISTED
CAN YOU SEE THIS
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