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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-22 at 12:27

Proposal: All people who reach 1 billion dollars in wealth (in assets or cash) are shot to Mars.

At the government's expense, of course.

I'm sure they can build something there with their work ethic, creativity and assertiveness.

Let them show how it really works from scratch. Without food. Without water. And without a breathable atmosphere.

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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-22 at 12:13

German iditos "flirting" with female users?

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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-22 at 12:11

Fedi

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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-22 at 11:57

and / und

Aand / Aund

Band / Bund

Cand / Cund

Dand / Dund

Eand / Eund

Fand / Fund

Gand / Gund

Hand / Hund

Iand / Iund

Jand / Jund

Kand / Kund

Land / Lund

Mand / Mund

Nand / Nund

Oand / Ound

Pand / Pund

Qand / Qund

Rand / Rund

Sand / Sund

Tand / Tund

Uand / Uund

Vand / Vund

Wand / Wund

Xand / Xund

Yand / Yund

Zand / Zund

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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-22 at 11:52

I should try my Huion Kamvas together with Krita and Linux.

Not that I can draw particularly good.

I just want to know if it works.

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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-22 at 06:20

Bitcoin scam spam mail that uses AI as "it can predict the course" statement

What a shit place the web became.

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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-21 at 10:24

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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-21 at 06:39

Hey SAP! Noot noot, mutherfucker!

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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-20 at 08:15

Animals to add to the @neomojimixer

​:neowolf:​

​:neopig:​

Any bird if someone can work out the beaks

Any train that someone is willing to make

Anything left?

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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-20 at 07:26

Would there even be someone interested in a ​:neowolf:​?

Basically that would be a recolouring of ​:neofox:​ so that would be done quite fast. (and probably all arms but with the python script available it seems like an okay job to do)

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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-20 at 07:16

I am waiting for some sort of story with neofox wanting to eat neosheep.

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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-19 at 21:22

Extremely foggy once again.

Can barely see the end of the road.

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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-19 at 14:10

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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-19 at 12:17

This is @botter@sk.igwigg.space and @igwigg@sk.igwigg.space

​:neootter_googly_woozy_talk:​

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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-19 at 09:01

@rick@a.n0id.space hates cats

RE: https://a.n0id.space/objects/87a3ec0e-b9d7-4cb4-b15a-c5893f625912

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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-19 at 08:58

FFS @puniko@mk.absturztau.be ​:neocat_googly_shocked:​

RE: https://hai.z0ne.social/notes/a36y15bmjtda1u26

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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-16 at 13:05

AfD Wahlslogan "Deutschland zuerst!" weil man "Sieg Heil!!!" nicht mehr schreiben darf?

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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-16 at 12:48

Dear user,

We hereby inform you that you will be banned from Fediverse with immediate effect. This decision has been taken after careful consideration of your activities and behaviour, which are not in line with the principles and guidelines of our community.

We would like to emphasise that this exclusion is final and there is no possibility of restoring your access. Your content and interactions will also be removed to preserve the integrity of our platform.

We wish you no particular success in your future endeavours.

Yours sincerely,

John Mastodon

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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-16 at 12:37

Beat two flies with one trap.

Nobody can reach you the water.

I believe my pig whistles.

There we have the salad.

Only the hard come in the garden.

I get foxdevilswild.

My english is not the yellow from the egg, but it goes.

You shine like a honey-cake-horse.

Tell no cheese.

Don't bring me on the palm, with me is not good cherry eating.

Oh, you green nine.

You don’t have all cups in the cupboard.

You can me crosswise.

Who digs another one a hole, will fall himself in.

Draw the devil not on the wall.

That sets the whole the crown up.

You look stupid out of the laundry!

That doesn’t interest me the bean

The apple doesn´t fall far from the tree.

I think I spider.

Life is no ponyfarm.

That’s not my beer.

I wish you what.

Hold the ears stiff.

I understand only trainstation.

Sorry, my englisch is under all pig.

Don’t put your head in the sand.

That is jacket like trousers to me.

Enjoy your life in full trains.

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Written by Erpel on 2025-01-16 at 11:57

SEID BEREIT!

ALLZEIT BEREIT!

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