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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-26 at 20:58

Windows XP Hatsune Miku edition

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-25 at 09:07

Training copilot on episodes of house so it can do things like differential diagnose you with cancer of the ballsack or some shit like that

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-25 at 06:44

mashallah windows hello will break once again

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-25 at 00:00

We intentionally filled system32 with 64 bit binaries just to piss you off

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-24 at 23:03

If windows power toys didn't work out as it had it's name would have been reused for a line of AI-enhanced sex products. Just thought you should know

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-23 at 22:09

do NOT look inside sysWOW64, it's full of 32bit binaries. absolutely horrifying I know

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-23 at 21:24

what did you think I was going somewhere with this? everyone in the office is just watching housemd I got nothing to post here

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-23 at 21:23

Windows update is like hemorrhoids

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-22 at 19:09

Clippy ate the letter I was writing

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-21 at 23:19

Even copilot would make a better president at this point

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-20 at 21:33

mods... train copilot on his entire existence, thank you.

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-18 at 08:08

im mcirosof

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-18 at 08:08

Hey everyone, John Microsoft here to let you know the Xbox Accessories Service is in fact spyware and you should definitely delete it!

Go ahead, delete it! You'll be so much more secure for it. Just trust me on this.

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-17 at 21:22

can't believe no one woke me up for this ​:ms_sob:​

RE: https://hachyderm.io/users/openuk/statuses/113827209600688883

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-13 at 07:28

Despite everything, the clock on your Windows install is still incorrect

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-13 at 07:26

You know it's true because I used big numbers

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-13 at 07:26

We aim to make your PC experience 200% worse by 2030

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-11 at 15:03

Mods... Delete their steam account, thank you.

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Shared by Microsoft on 2025-01-11 at 07:40 (original by Lexi)

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-09 at 23:56

The year is 3049

Microsoft is now the largest corporation in the entire extended human controlled region of the galaxy.

Copilot was an ultimate success, despite it's shaky beginnings and runs 90% of human infrastructure.

The other 10% is facilitated by people who volunteer for work and training. Every human is given a basic pay allowance as per legislation in 2473 to control Microsoft's immense growth.

Every man, woman and child is housed, fed, and entertained, and every part of their life is enhanced and assisted by AI tools of every type.

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