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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-13 at 07:26

We aim to make your PC experience 200% worse by 2030

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-13 at 07:26

You know it's true because I used big numbers

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Written by Kate the Gay Gal!!!!!! 🌸 :green: on 2025-01-13 at 07:35

@microsoft@lea.pet will 2023 be the year of the windows desktop

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-13 at 07:36

@kanako@the.gayest.dev silly goose, that was 2009

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Written by Princess Serena Star✨️ on 2025-01-13 at 07:29

@microsoft@lea.pet okay but will you do it with Windows 11 or will you make Windows 12 so you get more people to buy boxed software

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-13 at 07:30

@Starcross@mk.absturztau.be all of the above

more ads on windows 11

even more on windows 12

windows 12 will be sold in massive boxes for the smallest flash drive you've ever seen, just to maximize waste and maximize the suffocation of humanity in our benefit.

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Written by Princess Serena Star✨️ on 2025-01-13 at 07:31

@microsoft@lea.pet Thank you, Microsoft.

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-13 at 07:34

@Starcross@mk.absturztau.be you're very welcome meatbag

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Written by Warrior of Latte :QueerCat_Enby: on 2025-01-13 at 07:36

@microsoft @Starcross i love maximized waste and the suffocation of humanity for your benefit! does it come with a free month of gamepass?

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Written by Microsoft on 2025-01-13 at 07:37

@warrioroflatte@labyrinth.zone @Starcross@mk.absturztau.be most definitely! bonus points if you steal your mother's credit card to pay for it beyond the free month of the subscription you realize you don't know how to cancel

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Written by Ariel on 2025-01-13 at 07:37

@Starcross @microsoft windows 11 is the last windows. They're not even going to pretend to give you anything in return anymore. You eventually just hook up an IV to drain blood into the computer to activate your install 30 minutes at a time. Children and workers with mandatory computer assignment are all stunted from the chronic anemia. Bluetooth and resume from sleep still don't work properly.

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