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Written by Housey on 2025-01-30 at 17:09

i RELEASE a SWARM of TEN THOUSAND MOTHS into your ROOM ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:ablobcatbouncefast:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-29 at 01:23

little MOTHBOY in your POCKET that tells you to commit CRIMES ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatpoprev:​​:ablobcatbouncefast:​​:ablobcatbouncefast:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-28 at 22:28

i would do UNSPEAKABLE things for a KLONDIKE BAR ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:ablobcatpoprev:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-28 at 04:25

apparently NOT ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatheadbang:​​:ablobcatbouncefast:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-25 at 20:40

new YEAR ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​ significantly WORSE me ​:neocat_googly_shocked:​​:foxxo_confused:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-24 at 15:46

"you didn’t HAVE to SUCK me OFFF" ​:ablobcatpoprev:​​:ablobcatpoprev:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-23 at 06:10

ordering EGGS over EASY on TOAST so i can be more like my hero PATRICK JANE ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:ablobcatpoprev:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-22 at 18:53

why do they call french fries "FRENCH" when theyre from BELGIUM ​:neocat_googly_shocked:​​:neocat_googly_shocked:​​:ablobcatpoprev:​​:resonyance:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-22 at 03:15

HARD: would you rather take $50,000 or TEN LAMPS ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:neocat_think:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-20 at 21:54

hmm TODAY i will try to DRINK from a FIRE HYDRANT ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:resonyance:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-18 at 01:26

there isn’t enough VOLTAGE on the PLANET to ELECTROSHOCK the GAY out of me ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatpoprev:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-16 at 18:42

you KNOW you have a good SERVER when you START it up and it SOUNDS like a JET ENGINE ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:resonyance:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-16 at 00:31

i am now BANNED from every MALL in AMERICA ​:neocat_angry:​ NO ONE can STOP me from taking SHORTCUTS through the JEWELRY STORES ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:resonyance:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-14 at 00:00

IMAGINE what kind of MISCHIEF i could MAKE if i HAD a CEMENT TRUCK ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatpoprev:​​:ablobcatheadbang:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-10 at 22:26

daily reminder that NOTHING is STOPPING you from eating the SILICA GEL PACKET ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatpoprev:​​:resonyance:​​:resonyance:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-09 at 23:54

going to COLLEGE to study LAMPOLOGY ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatpoprev:​​:resonyance:​ ($60,000 of debt ​:ablobcatcry2:​)

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-06 at 17:00

single-handedly SOLVING the FERMI PARADOX by killing all of the aliens MYSELF ​:resonyance:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-05 at 03:28

in 2036 mothboys are ILLEGAL and are HUNTED for SPORT ​:ablobcatcry2:​​:ablobcatcry2:​​:foxxo_confused:​​:neocat_pleading:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-03 at 16:12

where are the WASPBOYS at (so i can AVOID them) ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:neocat_angry:​​:foxxo_confused:​​:neocat_googly_shocked:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-01 at 21:22

will there still be LAMPS in 2046 ​:foxxo_confused:​​:ablobcatcry2:​​:ablobcatcry2:​​:neocat_googly_shocked:​

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