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Written by Housey on 2025-01-22 at 03:15

HARD: would you rather take $50,000 or TEN LAMPS ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:neocat_think:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-20 at 21:54

hmm TODAY i will try to DRINK from a FIRE HYDRANT ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:resonyance:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-18 at 01:26

there isn’t enough VOLTAGE on the PLANET to ELECTROSHOCK the GAY out of me ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatpoprev:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-16 at 18:42

you KNOW you have a good SERVER when you START it up and it SOUNDS like a JET ENGINE ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:resonyance:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-16 at 00:31

i am now BANNED from every MALL in AMERICA ​:neocat_angry:​ NO ONE can STOP me from taking SHORTCUTS through the JEWELRY STORES ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:resonyance:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-14 at 00:00

IMAGINE what kind of MISCHIEF i could MAKE if i HAD a CEMENT TRUCK ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatpoprev:​​:ablobcatheadbang:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-10 at 22:26

daily reminder that NOTHING is STOPPING you from eating the SILICA GEL PACKET ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatpoprev:​​:resonyance:​​:resonyance:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-09 at 23:54

going to COLLEGE to study LAMPOLOGY ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatpoprev:​​:resonyance:​ ($60,000 of debt ​:ablobcatcry2:​)

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-06 at 17:00

single-handedly SOLVING the FERMI PARADOX by killing all of the aliens MYSELF ​:resonyance:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-05 at 03:28

in 2036 mothboys are ILLEGAL and are HUNTED for SPORT ​:ablobcatcry2:​​:ablobcatcry2:​​:foxxo_confused:​​:neocat_pleading:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-03 at 16:12

where are the WASPBOYS at (so i can AVOID them) ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:neocat_angry:​​:foxxo_confused:​​:neocat_googly_shocked:​

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Written by Housey on 2025-01-01 at 21:22

will there still be LAMPS in 2046 ​:foxxo_confused:​​:ablobcatcry2:​​:ablobcatcry2:​​:neocat_googly_shocked:​

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Written by Housey on 2024-12-31 at 18:20

homophobic gordan freeman be like:

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Written by Housey on 2024-12-30 at 18:58

acquaintance of mine just died after botched tonsil removal surgery

fucked up to think that kind of thing can happen to you too…

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Written by Housey on 2024-12-30 at 16:06

remember remember the THIRTIETH of DECEMBER ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​

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Written by Housey on 2024-12-30 at 04:50

thank you for the sharkey MEMOS feature ​:ablobcatheadbang:​ now i can keep TRACK of who has WRONGED me ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:blobcatknife:​

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Written by Housey on 2024-12-28 at 22:32

if staring at LAMPS for HOURS is WRONG, then i don’t want to be RIGHT ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:ablobcatheadbang:​

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Written by Housey on 2024-12-27 at 15:13

remember remember the TWENTY SEVENTH of DECEMBER ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​

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Written by Housey on 2024-12-26 at 20:07

the reason why FEMBOYS wear oversized SWEATERS is to hide several KILOTONS with of improvised EXPLOSIVES ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:resonyance:​​:resonyance:​

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Written by Housey on 2024-12-25 at 21:57

i HATE cigarette smokers, the smell of smoke, etc etc but LOVE the idea of someone PUTTING out a CIGARETTE on ME ​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:ablobcatbongogoogly:​​:neocat_googly_shocked:​

how do i SQUARE this ​:foxxo_confused:​​:resonyance:​​:neocat_googly_woozy:​

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