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Written by gobborg on 2025-01-31 at 01:05

where can a man buy a single coaxial adapter nowadays

he does not need four (4)

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Written by gobborg on 2025-01-27 at 01:00

Second attempt ever at cooking beef. It went as poorly as the first. "learn to cook" remains unchecked on my 2025 bingo card.

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Written by gobborg on 2025-01-08 at 11:47

how are you making the world a gayer place today?

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Written by gobborg on 2024-12-27 at 18:48

it doesn't help that I scream "BUSSY" when I see the bus approaching.

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Written by gobborg on 2024-12-27 at 18:47

every time I wait for the bus, I feel like I'm working the corner.

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Written by gobborg on 2024-12-21 at 19:32

back home and doing gay shit (watching buff men in spandex wrestle for a prolate spheroid)

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Written by gobborg on 2024-12-11 at 17:28

guy that sleeps more than most adults and is still sleepy

(he is tired)

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Written by gobborg on 2024-12-08 at 00:40

I wonder which smells the pissiest

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Written by gobborg on 2024-12-05 at 18:27

you're not supposed to cut your hands when you poop but there exist the crayon factory toilet paper dispensers

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Written by gobborg on 2024-12-05 at 03:05

fuzzy kitty is sick :c

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Written by gobborg on 2024-12-03 at 21:13

the fit of my boot irritated my achilles and I have a 10k next week :thisagain:

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Written by gobborg on 2024-11-25 at 01:59

what happened to @plutonian

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Written by gobborg on 2024-11-21 at 20:33

only fresh, never frozen.

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Written by gobborg on 2024-11-11 at 13:20

@the_etrain have you seem the video of baiting slugs with beer

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Written by gobborg on 2024-11-01 at 12:55

@dko how did you like that so quickly

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Written by gobborg on 2024-11-01 at 12:55

more coffee more piss

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Written by gobborg on 2024-10-29 at 22:48

boomers using computers, call that age against the machine.

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Written by gobborg on 2024-10-24 at 20:43

day 4 as a sharpener at the crayon factory and they told me I can have business cards. I don't want business cards. I just want to sharpen crayons.

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Written by gobborg on 2024-10-23 at 22:36

day 3 as a sharpener at the crayon factory and I had ethics training. it is against policy to crayons in others' orifices and an embarrassment to the company to shove them in my own.

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Written by gobborg on 2024-10-22 at 20:08

day 2 as a sharpener at the crayon factory and they gave me the 16-packs of big crayons for babies. ok.

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