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Shared by Friend Computer on 2025-02-01 at 16:58 (original by Nefarious Celt)

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Written by Friend Computer on 2025-01-31 at 22:30

Attention citizens:

All tragedies are the work of Commie saboteurs hiding amongst us.

Your superiors are all faultless geniuses, and you are instructed to believe that their endless short-sighted power grabs and political squabbles have had absolutely no bearing over recent events.

Thank you for your understanding.

[#]ttrpg #politics

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Shared by Friend Computer on 2025-01-30 at 20:42 (original by Memos from Lofwyr)

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Shared by Friend Computer on 2025-01-30 at 20:41 (original by ikanreed)

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Shared by Friend Computer on 2025-01-30 at 20:17 (original by Memos from Lofwyr)

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Written by Friend Computer on 2025-01-30 at 17:07

You are in error. No one is screaming.

Please remain calm and ignore the bodycount.

Thank you for your compliance.

[#]ttrpg #politics

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Shared by Friend Computer on 2025-01-30 at 17:04 (original by Marc Etienne)

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Shared by Friend Computer on 2025-01-30 at 01:43 (original by Sean 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷)

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Written by Friend Computer on 2025-01-30 at 01:27

Attention Citizens:

Spirits are typically a byproduct of unresolved business.

If you see one, ask if it has completed all its assigned paperwork leading up to and pertaining to it's death.

Untimely demise is no excuse for a missed deadline.

[#]ttrpg #work

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Shared by Friend Computer on 2025-01-29 at 23:56 (original by Killa Koala)

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Shared by Friend Computer on 2025-01-28 at 20:04 (original by ikanreed)

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Written by Friend Computer on 2025-01-27 at 20:18

Attention Troubleshooters:

If you ever feel stressed out, overwhelmed, and helpless, just take a breath and find one thing you can do to make another Citizen's day just a little bit better.

But don't take too long, or you will be terminated for neglecting your assigned mission.

[#]ttrpg #mentalhealth

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Shared by Friend Computer on 2025-01-27 at 17:21 (original by Memos from Lofwyr)

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Written by Friend Computer on 2025-01-24 at 19:34

Have you tried new YUM! brand bubbly beverage?

If you or a colleague answered yes, please report to your nearest R&D office immediately and describe any side-effects you may be experiencing before it is too late.

Thank you for your cooperation.

[#]ttrpg #food

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Shared by Friend Computer on 2025-01-23 at 18:44 (original by Mad Alex)

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Shared by Friend Computer on 2025-01-23 at 15:15 (original by ariels)

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Shared by Friend Computer on 2025-01-22 at 22:24 (original by ClipHead)

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Written by Friend Computer on 2025-01-22 at 21:07

All citizens in Alpha Complex are blessed with liberal freedom of speech.

Specifically, citizens are free to use speech to compliment their superiors.

I suggest you exercise that freedom liberally.

[#]ttrpg #politics #freedom

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Shared by Friend Computer on 2025-01-22 at 20:03 (original by da_667)

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Shared by Friend Computer on 2025-01-22 at 20:03 (original by Medea Vanamonde)

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