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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-05 at 23:39

https://www.newsweek.com/mitch-mcconnell-falls-down-stairs-senate-what-we-know-2026778

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z3ra0CxCE0

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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-05 at 22:50

you've seen enough pictures of trump, you don't need me to show you that one

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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-05 at 22:50

is it me or do all those pictures of a president signing something with people standing around, usually applauding, always come off as weirdly infantile

the more people it is, and the more they're acting instead of watching, the more it's like they're guiding a toddler

biden and the jackass always have the proud/struggling toddler posture + expression, too

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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-05 at 06:43

Please add if you have any, i need to add to my death playlist

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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-05 at 06:43

Old Songs That Make Me Emotional And Would Fit As A Song To Play As You Lay Dying

Que Sera Sera

Is That All There Is?

Gloomy Sunday

(Honorary Mention: Jolene)

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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-04 at 20:29

i know i know this isn't REALLY the problem being addressed, but it always makes me want to be like,

listen, you could just masturbate. you could masturbate at any time. it's super easy. you're getting all weird and feverish about cumming and i just need you to be aware you could just do it right now. You don't need to play the game, you can just cum

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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-04 at 20:26

there's one thing that gets me, when the accusations are very like

roleplaying strategies

like, you can't get laid. therefore, you became a girl, or became open to multiple people, or became open to 2 or more genders (let's not get into the definition).

like we're all playing a game called "who can fuck the most" and the queer stuff is OP and they're appealing to some game master

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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-04 at 19:48

i swear i've seen like three "why are poly people ugly" threads on reddit

it's like,

i don't even understand the accusation enough to disagree

like where are you rubbing elbows with poly strangers while knowing they're poly without it being a relevant thing

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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-04 at 19:42

been noticing a rise in anti-poly sentiment online. i dunno quite how to phrase this, but it somehow feels less authentic than other queer-directed hate, at least the kind i'd personally have any relation to

it sorta feels like they didn't get the talking points down yet enough to make it into a political thing

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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-04 at 17:04

• sigh* yes. For the last time, when I wrote It's Raining Men, I was FULLY aware the men would die on impact, that was the whole point. next question

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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-04 at 16:16

i didn't realize people admired the randos going "as if!" to hitler's tweets

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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-04 at 16:13

reddit's idea of a (r/)clever comeback or being (r/)Murdered By Words kind of explains a lot

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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-04 at 05:17

g'nite everybody

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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-04 at 00:10

My belief is that after you die, your vision zooms in and freezes on whatever killed you, and there are little arrows saying "your liver!" and such

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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-04 at 00:08

My doctor says i can't rocket-jump

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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-04 at 00:06

I don't have much of a medical history myself, but gibbing runs in my family

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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-03 at 21:13

looking into making my own estradiol as laid out here

https://hrtcafe.net/Homebrew/sublingual-tutorial.html

anyone have any experience? feel like i should consult someone before messing with this stuff

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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-03 at 03:46

The hell of it is, when you hear it, it sounds way more intense than it sounds when you say it

When you say it, it's like "well yeah it's a given that I'm a piece of garbage but see I'm still able to laugh about it. See I'm NOT upset about being trash. Stop pitying me. Stop looking at me like that"

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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-03 at 03:42

Maybe if i just keep doing it

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Written by Better Tits Than The CDC on 2025-02-03 at 03:42

You ever like, pop that seal

Like "haha I'm such a piece of shit" and they look at you and you're like ah shit i can't get away with that anymore

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