Toots for Ananas@jorts.horse account

Written by Ann Annas on 2025-01-20 at 06:52

She's a 10 but she's only ever ⭐ funny, and never 🔄 funny

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Written by Ann Annas on 2025-01-18 at 22:40

yes this is a subtoot

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Written by Ann Annas on 2025-01-18 at 22:38

Terms and conditions:

Not actually federated

May become ad supported in the future

Using the service gives me the right to break into your house eat your leftovers and make love to your spouse

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Written by Ann Annas on 2025-01-17 at 21:53

Next step after the Tiktok ban shouldn't just be banning Xiaohongshu also, that's too incremental a decline.

It should be forcing us all to only see content made within a 100mi radius of us.

Every app is Nextdoor now.

Every post is in all caps and everyone thinks every loud noise is a gun shot.

No half measures, let's fucking go!

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Written by Ann Annas on 2025-01-16 at 00:56

Posting the above just to feel something...

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Written by Ann Annas on 2025-01-16 at 00:55

Windows 11 is the best operating system ever made so far and recall is a top tier feature whose downsides are being blown out of proportion.

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Written by Ann Annas on 2025-01-14 at 22:25

Sebastian Gargron

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Written by Ann Annas on 2025-01-14 at 14:44

Arse Technica

A news site for tech gadgets that can fit up your butt; both intentionally and off-label.

Is this anything?

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Written by Ann Annas on 2025-01-14 at 02:23

I woke up the other morning and discovered that during my sleep I had transformed into a monstrous bug.

Here's what it taught me about B2B sales:

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Written by Ann Annas on 2025-01-07 at 17:41

This toot is sponsored by honey.

Like the food

It's good

Unless you're vegan

Then it's animal cruelty I guess?

Anyways eat more honey

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Written by Ann Annas on 2025-01-02 at 02:46

OMFG I'm entirely certain at this point in time that this smoothbrain told his engineers to make a lithium pipe bomb on wheels without even fucking realizing and everyone was too scared of being fired to tell him how stupid an idea this was.

Yes it's a real tweet

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1874566977005732014

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Written by Ann Annas on 2025-01-01 at 21:57

Lotsa talk about planned obsolescence but lost in it is sometimes it's best to design a component to fail. Either for repairability safety or both. Fuses are the obvious example but there's also nylon gears breakaway bolts & pressure releases

Engineers know this, management doesn't so there's a constant fight to explain making suchandsuch part stronger will result in a WORSE product.

Idk about Teslas but I can def see engineers afraid to stand up to firey mcfireyou

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Written by Ann Annas on 2025-01-01 at 21:28

If the battery compartment is designed to be a defacto pipe bomb waiting to go off I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest

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Written by Ann Annas on 2025-01-01 at 20:55

I'm not saying it absolutely wasn't a bomb

But I am saying that many of you are grossly overestimating Cybertruck build quality

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Written by Ann Annas on 2024-12-31 at 19:08

Shitposting as a coping mechanism may get some... shit, for being self indulgent and veering away from being funny too often, but at least it doesn't have the ulterior motive of trying to land a job in the humor industrial complex.

My goal when I toot is to do it in lieu of walking off a tall building and I'm upfront about it.

Jokeposting OTOH is like the butterfly effect sometimes except instead of a butterfly it's None Pizza With Left Beef and instead of a hurricane it's Young Sheldon.

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