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Shared by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-02-01 at 00:48 (original by isol)

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Written by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-01-31 at 23:48

After another week of “what fresh hell” taking up every moment, it’s time to sink into the peaceful arms of one or more episodes of:

• Severance

• Twin Peaks

• Fallout

Mmmm. Gentle. Soothing.

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Shared by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-01-31 at 22:25 (original by Ólafur Waage)

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Written by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-01-31 at 19:47

The biggest problem with Apple Watch stand hour reminders is that when I’m busy sitting around doing something and it tells me to get up and walk around, I invariably go look for a snack.

Wait, sorry, not “problem” – “highlight.”

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Written by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-01-31 at 18:08

From Bikemore:

[#]Baltimore City has launched their Vision Zero Action Plan. As a part of that plan development, they are asking people to submit locations where they've almost experienced a crash on a "Near-Miss Survey."

Please take a moment to fill out the survey with as many locations as you can think of where you've nearly been hit.

https://click.everyaction.com/k/101320625/525588933/-1120992802?open=web&embed=jsapi&id=0edc5d8ae5f64e8cad682e57d5c12239&version=latest&jsApiVersion=latest&host=https%253A%252F%252Fstorymaps.arcgis.com&hide=navbar,footer,theme&nvep=ew0KICAiVGVuYW50VXJpIjogIm5ncHZhbjovL3Zhbi9FQS9FQTAwMi8xLzY2Nzk5IiwNCiAgIkRpc3RyaWJ1dGlvblVuaXF1ZUlkIjogIjg4YTdlMGUxLWZjZGYtZWYxMS04OGY4LTAwMjI0ODJhOTdlOSIsDQogICJFbWFpbEFkZHJlc3MiOiAiamVtYWxAamVtYWwuY28iDQp9&hmac=UOdj22WU4ll5KOInq2vkH5Lsa4U9Ih1CCPJjSv4FxfU=&emci=ef7076da-f1df-ef11-88f8-0022482a97e9&emdi=88a7e0e1-fcdf-ef11-88f8-0022482a97e9&ceid=12313441

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Shared by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-01-31 at 13:17 (original by Ben Fulton)

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Written by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-01-31 at 01:05

I know that complaining about the cold in Maryland is silly, but when it's cold and dry, riding makes little bits of skin on my face get so dry they flake off, so I have a bunch of little spots on my nose that make me look like I've been in a fight. All the lotion in the world doesn't help – bring back the sun!

[#]BikeTooter

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Shared by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-01-30 at 21:35 (original by Michael T. Bacon, Ph.D.)

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Shared by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-01-30 at 20:44 (original by Steven Brady :maryland_badge:)

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Written by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-01-30 at 20:41

Given how many people tell me they or their kid went to school with a girl named “La-a” (pronounced “Ladasha”) it’s weird that the name never shows up in the top 500…

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Shared by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-01-30 at 20:35 (original by Gräwwel)

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Shared by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-01-30 at 17:22 (original by Ivory by Tapbots :emoji_wink:)

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Written by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-01-30 at 16:17

I can’t get over the “pro-life” crowd giggling and applauding a Nazi salute. You’d think I’d know better by now, but the entire right wing is going mask off and I’m still surprised.

https://crooksandliars.com/cltv/2025/01/pro-life-crowd-loves-priest-s-nazi

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Written by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-01-30 at 16:10

On Saturday at the abortion clinic, our normal Catholic protesters – we get almost entirely Catholics – were once again reciting dozens of Hail Marys and Our Fathers interspersed with shouting about various mysteries and bad theology, I kept thinking, “it’s weird that they’re punishing us by performing a punishment priests assign to them.” I’m no expert in Catholicism, but that’s pretty goofy, even beyond the Bible’s many prohibitions against public piety and prayer.

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Shared by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-01-30 at 14:27 (original by Best of MLTSHP)

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Written by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-01-30 at 14:20

It’s wild how the people who were too morally upright to vote against Trump in 2016 and 2024 had no problem voting for Biden in 2020, especially given his record. I mean, the way he treated Anita Hill is a prime example of rank misogyny that they were willing to accept — and it got us Clarence Thomas on the Supreme Court.

Speaking of misogyny, who was running in 2016 and 2024? I forget…

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Written by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-01-30 at 03:43

I’m glad we solved the high egg prices by [checks notes] giving the hens a deadly disease so nobody can sell eggs? I guess that works.

https://www.verifythis.com/article/news/verify/verify/egg-shortage-bird-flu-egg-prices-fact-check/536-5abc2115-510b-41bd-9516-921298c56e44

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Written by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-01-30 at 03:16

People keep saying not to use DeepSeek or TikTok or RedBook because they’re funneling your information to the Chinese government. And you know, maybe that’s a real concern.

My question is, who poses a bigger threat to you as an individual, the Chinese Government or OpenAI, Meta and X? Heck, am I the only one who remembers the NSA analysts who used the PATRIOT Act to spy on and stalk their exes and crushes? Espionage begins at home, folks. The Chinese don’t give a shit about any single one of us - unless we’re in a position of power or authority.

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Written by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-01-30 at 02:10

Substack and Twitter are fighting?

🥰🤗☺️😍😊

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Shared by Jemaleddin Cole on 2025-01-30 at 02:03 (original by Baltimore Fishbowl)

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