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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-21 at 04:00

The banal evil of Biden is dead and the vulgar evil of Trump is reborn.

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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-21 at 03:31

Thought I had done all the choring for the day and could retire to my chambers for the night, as it were, but of course the partner left a bunch of dishes across the kitchen as far away from the sink as they could go.

And so I did not notice them.

I just screamed at the wall. As always, the universe finds a way to tell me fuck you, that's why, when I need it the least.

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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-21 at 03:07

No, it's not right to print a bunch of swastika stickers so they can be put on Teslas.

You teach yourself to scratch that shit into the sides of them with a screwdriver.

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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-21 at 03:05

Someone just reminded me how good Over the Garden Wall was, and that I keep going back to it every fall as a kind of comfort food in video form.

I did not do this in 2024 for some reason.

Probably ought to have.

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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-21 at 02:40

Why not?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHTtQ9b3heQ

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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-21 at 02:15

Just like the point of a system is what it produces, if you're watching something, then it's for you.

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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-21 at 02:09

It's weird that every lunatic right wing party wants to end work-from-home for everyone, right?

"Patrick, my local/provincial/state/federal government is doing that and they're not all right wing lunatics."

Sure thing, kid.

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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-21 at 01:29

I am thinking about making mock banana because of a Tasting History video, and mostly because I cannot digest real banana very well and maybe this'll do it for me?

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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-21 at 00:57

"Patrick, you seem to actually believe God is kinda sorta maybe more than a little evil and it doesn't bring you any comfort at all, so why is it you believe in God again?"

I think it's hardwired in my brain somehow.

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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-21 at 00:55

I better hope God is actually forgiving. But on the other hand, what can God actually accuse me of that God isn't guilty of, at much worse scales, Himself?

That's my answer to #Theodicy that God is guiltier than you of every bad thing you've done, so God has to absolutely forgive everyone of everything they did bad because it's much more monstrous of a God with near infinite power to spend fractions on fixing the world when we humans have near no power and spend huge amounts on that project.

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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-21 at 00:53

Now I just angry pray at God, pointing out how sad it is that God seems so abjectly weak in the face of the evil in the world.

"Gee, God, wow, boy does it look like you are totally uncaring about the plight of people on this planet and just seem like a total assclown! Wow, I bet the divine plan's gotta be really good to want to look like that short-term."

Or I will acknowledge Garbage Day by pointing out that it really does seem stronger and more powerful than God, and that's weird.

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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-21 at 00:50

Why would #God hate Patrick, you ask?

Easy. I came up with this thing called Garbage Day, which I originally would sing to the tune of the chorus from Jesus Christ Superstar. I love that musical unironically I would sing it to taunt God for the Divine inaction in terms of Bullshit and Bad Shit.

Bad Shit? Murder, rape, famine, and disasters of every kind.

Bullshit? Did you lose $5, stub your toe, misplace a favourite pair of socks?

Patrick, you didn't invent Theodicy you know? Duh, asshole.

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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-20 at 22:52

The pandemic taught me that I could watch movies on a big screen at home and have just as much of a good time, minus commercials and previews, and spending $30 bucks on $5 of snacks.

My fellow man taught me that Hell is other people when it comes to audiences.

And Hollywood hasn't really tried to appeal to my tastes in years.

I think I could be persuaded to go see Mad Max Fury Road on a big screen if they ever rereleased it, mind you.

https://www.montrealgazette.com/news/article691523.html

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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-20 at 22:30

I wish someone would remake Darklands.

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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-20 at 20:08

You can imagine why the government wanted MLK Jr. dead so very badly. Points like these put you on the side of the angels, not so much the kind of people who make a lot of money from warmongering.

https://www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/mlkatimetobreaksilence.htm

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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-20 at 14:10

I put fashion news up there with sports news in the sense that I would kill everyone involved, without hesitation, just so that it doesn't even appear in my periphery by accident.

https://apnews.com/article/giorgio-armani-fashion-week-milan-trends-f777bb876d1822d6763bfe8d258f336b

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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-20 at 14:01

Ea-nāṣir's ghost has a long reach.

https://www.reuters.com/markets/asia/mitsubishi-halts-metal-trading-china-after-suspected-copper-fraud-2025-01-14/

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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-20 at 13:21

I don't know what to tell you, friends, other than if you live in Taliban country, you're going to get Sharia. If you live in Iowa, same deal.

https://www.thegazette.com/state-government/committee-members-we-didnt-recommend-science-standards-omitting-climate-change-evolution/

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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-20 at 03:46

Reading about the crash in Washington Post subscriptions/viewership since 2021. I am wondering if it's more related to when they login-walled everything.

I can't be the only person who refuses to give up an email address these days on general principles.

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Written by Patrick on 2025-01-20 at 03:34

I can't tell if the Monsterdon people are having a good time or a bad time now. It reminds me of judging the Biden vs Trump debate by the type of feedback people were posting, without having participated directly myself.

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