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Written by Matt Palmer on 2025-01-04 at 07:05

Corn relish is an extremely curious substance. It has no right tasting as good as it does.

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Written by Matt Palmer on 2024-12-30 at 20:39

I had to have The Talk with my offspring last night. You know the one, every parent dreads it. You think there'll always be a better time to discuss it later, so you put it off, until one day, you realise they've grown up so fast, and it's too late.

So now my children know why it's a bad idea to torrent from home.

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Written by Matt Palmer on 2024-11-15 at 22:46

Sure, macros might increase the cognitive load required to make certain modifications to a codebase, but I'll take that over the need to change 14 different places every time I need to add a column to a table.

(Yes, this is a #golang / #rust subtweet)

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Written by Matt Palmer on 2024-11-08 at 22:58

Have you ever read about the Dark Ages, with its periodic plagues and despotic feudal lords, and thought, "I wonder what it was really like back then?" If you live in the US, I've got good news for you...

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Written by Matt Palmer on 2024-11-01 at 22:02

IYKYK #golang #rust #rustlang

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Shared by Matt Palmer on 2024-10-31 at 20:34 (original by n1k0)

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Written by Matt Palmer on 2024-10-28 at 00:21

"value of type time.Time cannot be ordered" -- #golang taking a very strong philosophical stance on the nature of time.

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Written by Matt Palmer on 2024-10-10 at 22:08

The #golang / #rust meme-off, stub function edition:

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Written by Matt Palmer on 2024-10-10 at 22:02

It is extremely on-brand for Australia's mainstream right wing party to refuse to support a statement saying "it'd be good if fewer people were being killed" because it didn't say that it'd be good if fewer people on one side were being killed. #auspol

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Written by Matt Palmer on 2024-10-07 at 07:41

Today's meme expressing my preference for software engineering in #rust over #golang...

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Written by Matt Palmer on 2024-10-06 at 23:46

You know you've officially hit middle age when true happiness is always having a back scratcher within reach.

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Written by Matt Palmer on 2024-10-06 at 03:55

Current #golang / #rust status:

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Written by Matt Palmer on 2024-09-20 at 04:07

My offspring just used the phrase "gives good sniff" to mean "smells good". If anyone needs me, I'll be in the corner simultaneously laughing my head off and crumbling to dust.

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Written by Matt Palmer on 2024-09-18 at 00:45

I'm back working on #Golang code after a bunch of time with #rust, and I'm all

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