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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-02-01 at 02:12

can't tell if insult

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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-01-30 at 20:00

A - Always

B - Be

C - Compiling

ALWAYS be COMPILING

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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-01-28 at 08:19

sometimes it really feels like 1 in 2 novel PLs is just like, javascript but we're gonna write "floopflorp" insteaad or "function" for reasons, that'll finally perfect it

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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-01-28 at 08:17

which forces me to ask, why did you proudly model your programming language on several other common languages and then slightly alter the keywords

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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-01-28 at 06:06

looking at this fact trying to decide how much I give a shit

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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-01-28 at 06:04

when people had a bunch of free time to think because there were slaves and stuff, you sort of wish Euclid had used it to invent the Enlightenment instead of Geometry or whatever

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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-01-28 at 02:40

If you like Flight of the Concords, I highly recommend What We Do in the Shadows

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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-01-27 at 00:27

This is going to sound like a joke but yesterday I was talking to a Mason about their 100+ year old temple and he was explaining that the bricks are really low quality and they got a quote to repair the crumbling parts and it was really expensive, and I was just thinking, what the fuck, "Masons"

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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-01-26 at 21:17

It's an interesting little form of hellban. You think, this is important, my followers need to see this! - and then many of your followers actually don't

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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-01-26 at 21:16

Most of the time disabling boosts is enough, I find

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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-01-26 at 20:03

IMO the way to do it is follow any and every account you don't absolutely hate, then mute anything that you're finding you don't appreciate in your feed https://greennuclear.online/@collectifission/113894901775899519

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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-01-26 at 06:55

doing things you're not supposed to do when nobody is around is a critical formative experience because there is literally no other way kids learn "when you use something, leave it the way you found it"

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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-01-26 at 05:42

Because there SHOULD NOT BE places that collect the "best people," however you take that to mean. That is fucked up.

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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-01-26 at 05:34

I fully understand the temptation of the city. It is a concentration of everyone who has a spark of ambition toward capitalist wealth aggregation, gatekept by the cost of living. That is invigorating. But I think those who can hack it there have a moral obligation not to.

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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-01-25 at 16:47

Saw a cute little quip pertaining to some construction trade: An amateur works until they get it right; a professional works in such a way that it can't be wrong. I guess it's not only programmers thinking about correctness and minimizing the role of trial and error.

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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-01-25 at 02:31

Okay here's a new one: Somebody explained that their child gets nosebleeds because they're allergic to the proteins shed by people who recently got a covid vaccine

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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-01-24 at 20:52

If you see somebody kill a dog: No you fucking didn't see anything.

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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-01-24 at 16:51

also I am not sure why estate breakup napkin math always uses the US population to figure how much we all get. wasn't it citizens of other countries who did most of the work

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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-01-24 at 16:39

I think most americans believe that billionaire literally means you could go to an ATM and make the machine spit out a billion dollars and throw it out of a blimp onto gotham like the joker

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Written by Chris Martin on 2025-01-24 at 02:14

Also purged old links from my blog; yech, that site had wound its way around quite a few things.

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