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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-23 at 16:51

sal·ad: late Middle English: from Old French salade, from Provençal salada, based on Latin sal ‘salt’.

Based on the above, potato chips are salad. You are so welcome.

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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-21 at 18:36

Distressed to discover that "dril, baby, dril" is a pro-fossil fuels thing and not a rallying cry to bring back weird twitter

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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-21 at 00:28

Nazi salutes? It's been, like, hours. Pace yourselves, boys.

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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-18 at 20:35

There is a non-zero chance he thinks he's intervening to save breath mints

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RdqlVKQLF8

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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-18 at 18:42

Firstly, The Union was a terrible movie.

Also, I will never understand why, when he transitioned into doing movies, he didn't change his name to Marquee Mark

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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-15 at 22:45

I'm supposed to be looking at bath towels, but Costco is all like "need a hot tub to go with that? I gotchu."

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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-15 at 22:44

I'm thinking of impulse-buying a hot tub. I bet no one has ever regretted that, right?

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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-14 at 23:58

It's OK, Tomorrow's temperature.

I, too, am forecast to be cooler in the future

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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-11 at 18:59

A good explanation, if you can get the MAGAs to watch for 2 minutes, 45 seconds

https://youtube.com/shorts/T8GAJwRZKyo?si=a0jbvvhdQfCXnmaO

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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-11 at 18:18

The only way DEI is responsible for the LA fires is if it stands for Drought, Environmental Change, and Incredibly Strong Winds

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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-11 at 17:04

"Last June, the Oklahoma supreme court threw out a lawsuit brought by Lessie Benningfield Randle and Viola Fletcher, two Tulsa race massacre survivors, that sought to make the city of Tulsa pay restitution to survivors and their descendants. Randle and Fletcher, who are both 110, were children at the time of the massacre."

No money for massacre victims, yet the city of Tulsa will pay randos $10,000 to move there.

https://www.tulsaremote.com/

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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-11 at 16:45

I've lived many places and, often, people assume that Alabama was the worst. Or Georgia. Maybe Florida.

Sadly, no*.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Oklahoma.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/10/tulsa-race-massacre-report-doj

• I've got stories, tho

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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-09 at 23:48

In the middle of actual hellfire, LA Public Libraries were open today to assist the public in this ongoing emergency.

Libraries, y'all.

https://www.lapl.org/be-ready

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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-09 at 16:07

Dear 2025,

I thought we had an understanding, bruh.

We all knew you were going to be a hell year. We accepted it. We prepared. But...

I swear we had an agreement to keep it chill until Jan. 20.

WTF, dude?

Most sincerely,

Me

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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-06 at 21:29

"I'll take a pass at it." = I will attempt to do the task

"I'll take a pass on it." = I will not do the task

Language is too hard. I want to be a potato.

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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-04 at 22:25

• me, years from now* ... and Google had answers, and websites just worked, and social media was actually fun...

• nursing home staff* Time to increase her meds. She's talking crazy again.

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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-04 at 18:27

This is a book about some people I made up. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07DNHFJQ9

This is a book about a fish lady written by a person I made up. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B2X68BTR

Each is on sale for 2 bucks (Kindle version) and is something to do once you finish scrolling Mastodon.

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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-02 at 15:20

Today is 1/2 -- the official day of half-assing it

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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-02 at 03:33

So, we're really doing this 2025 thing? Like, y'all're all committed?

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Written by Michele Feltman Strider on 2025-01-01 at 17:53

Which author's energy is 2025 going to have?

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