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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-02-03 at 06:56

I've been dithering for a month and in the mean time, @katachora wrote the article I've been trying to write.

https://blog.thecultofian.com/2025/01/28/humans-interacting-with-computers/

On interfaces, stagnation, and where we might go from here.

If it helps, it's also fucking funny.

I will still finish mine, and it will be different, but I am very glad that this one exists too. (And I'm stealing the word "sophrosyne".)

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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-02-02 at 10:22

German speakers, help plz?

From @sleepyfox:

https://hachyderm.io/@sleepyfox/113932464931643641

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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-02-01 at 18:18

Alright, friends. I am a bit tired of Ivory’s slow pace in adding what I would consider to be essential features, and I’m thinking of switching.

Someone recommend me a Mastodon iOS app to try.

Ivory is excellent at what it does, but it’s not quite enough for me any more.

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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-02-01 at 12:55

I count 3 conferences I’d like to attend this weekend. Y’know, simultaneously.

Sadly, my conference days are over, at least for a while. I’ll get back to them but it may be a few more years before I’m able to dedicate that kind of time.

I hope people at SoCraTes CH, FOSDEM, and FluConf are having a lot of fun and learning loads. Send me interesting things when you get a chance! 😊

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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-02-01 at 09:41

It’s the first of the month! Don’t forget to defragment your hard drives!

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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-01-31 at 17:24

I hope all of you at SoCraTes CH are having an amazing time!

One year, I’ll make it, I promise.

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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-01-30 at 20:42

"average website serves 1,539 requests a second" factoid actualy just statistical error. average website serves 0 requests per second. Spiders Google, who lives in cave & serves over a billion each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-01-30 at 18:20

Some days, I’m so enamoured with my kid and wish they’d never grow up.

Some days, I look forward to the days ahead, where we can play Nintendo together, or enjoy some fancy food, or hike (without me carrying them on my back).

And some days, I wish they were a teenager already so I can lock myself in a room for a year and build a goddamn operating system.

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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-01-30 at 11:55

I never watched the last season of The Good Place. If it’s worth seeing, let me know.

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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-01-30 at 11:55

Oh, of course, it’s in YAML, because that’s how we write programming languages now. In YAML, the best front-end for a programming language.

I’m in The Bad Place, aren’t I?

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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-01-30 at 11:52

This silly post brought to you by my realisation that Azure Pipelines has “compile-time” processing and “run-time” processing.

I mean, what?

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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-01-30 at 09:44

The problem with all modern build systems is that they’re either totally non-monadic, or run in the IO monad.

In this essay I will

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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-01-29 at 18:36

I tried Safari. Did not stick. I hoped the vertical tabs would be fun but no such luck.

The tab groups are cool but if you are using them and click a link from another application, it opens in a new window. What?

And no middle-click to close tabs. That’s a core part of my tab management strategy. Occasionally I do a pass over them and close a bunch.

I miss multiple layers of nesting, too.

So back to Firefox and Tree Style Tabs I go.

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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-01-29 at 12:36

It’s a Lots of Coffee day.

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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-01-29 at 04:29

Went to sleep at 01:00, cat woke me up at 04:00. It’s now 05:30.

I don’t think I’m getting back to sleep. Might as well work, I guess.

(No, Apple, I did not mean to write “might as eel work”. What are you on.)

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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-01-27 at 15:30

Almost half the fedi* is Edward. No surprise there.

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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-01-27 at 14:22

Huh, only one Faye.

I’m a Faye. My hobbies are lying on the sofa, eating snacks, yelling at the cat, and convincing other people to do all my work.

Sometimes I do a good job, and then I make sure to remind everyone else about it for weeks.

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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-01-27 at 09:28

You are:

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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-01-26 at 18:20

I would like to exchange this weekend for a new one. It’s faulty. I’ve been using it for two whole days and I’m even more tired than when I started.

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Written by samir, müüüüüüüüüüde on 2025-01-25 at 11:42

I’ll be in Berlin in a couple of weeks! Shout if you’d like to hang out a little.

It’s a work trip, visiting the main office, so I won’t have tons of time, but I’d be happy to try and meet up and drink coffee/eat Currywurst.

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