@dgar
@jpkeates
What color is a plaid topus?
Did you ever think that Gin started as a mash potato?
The problem with Ceasers salad, is that it takes 23 knives because no one gives a fork.
Did you ever wonder who invented the Orange Julius?
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@dgar
Well, then she started quacking and chirping up a storm... I asked about it,
her best friend said occasionally she uses fowl language..
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@dgar
Hey Internetz, joo got some splaining to do...
My refrigerator light bulb burned out after 11 years, it was a tungsten bulb.
I ordered the new longer lasting LED bulb that lasts a lot longer than the tungsten bulbs do. I only have one fridge. OK?
How come they only come in packages of 4?
Splain dat!
( now I got a bob marley ear worm
( song with difernt lyrics....
( one lunch, one lunch,
( lets all get together an
( cause I got an appetite...
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@lauren
Drone lovers...
The future is here, really this thing, it's in Rwanda and it's really really cool,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOWDNBu9DkU
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@sirius @pluralistic
Anyone know how #mastodon and #tor interact?
Is there an .onion instance of mastodon?
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Privately, I'm thiking,
We;Re so screwed..
There are times like this, when I really want to find that I am wrong.
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Stress eating and diabets really doesn't go well together, But, I earned it.
I've had a few experiences such that, when things looked dire and weird before I went to bed, thinking all is over and everything is lost,
Only to wake up the next morning to check things out, and it was if, the bad thing had never happened, and it was going to be OK.
Judy Tenuta always says, It could happen. ~GO Judy.
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So what happens if the days just before the election, if Trump decides to drop out or has some kind of accidental rando freak accident?
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What's the relation of nodejs and npm?
I don't know my packages anymore. I have to relearn everytime. fuckballs
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can you do green red three times, look at your blue led light for 4 minutes then do it again?
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@codinghorror
I just noticed that you showed up in my timeline. I just wanted to say thank you for Stack all these years. I'm one of those guys in the back room that made everything just work and nobody knows I exist and I like it that way.
Often Stack made it that much easier. So, thanks.
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I could not make this up, it was in science news tiday...
https://phys.org/news/2024-09-species-flatworm-states.html
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@aeva
It’s that time of year to make sure your lamps are working. What colors are you using?
I just learned that there some connecting nerve cells in our retinas that controls serotonin, dopamine, and GABA, and all the happy hormones. Research is bugger all, when they don’t specify the colors or the patterns precisely.
All I got so far is infrared.
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@pluralistic
@lauren
@ChicagoSunTimes
(see prior toot)
And besides that,
Before the Chicago Sun Times became Trump Tower,
It belonged to the Chicago Daily news who's most famous headline about Albert Henry Loeb, who ended his sentence with a proposition.
Unlike DJT, who does not know how to start a sentence.
[#]perfectWordCrime
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Headline from the Chicago Sun Times today...
Could not, Did not make this up.
Fish Lives Matter.
Trump's building sucks.
I am not a fish...
(Trump's tower used to be the main Chicago Sun Times Building)
File under environMENTAL disaster.
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I play the lotto like Heisenberg.
Buy tickets, but don't look up the numbers. Then I always win and not win, always.
But it's over once I look at the numbers... bad kitty
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