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Written by Bas, about to walk to space on 2025-01-27 at 11:18

I spent the first hour of the workday stuck in a lift. I think this is the Universe telling me to USE THE STAIRS!

From the 1st of Feb I'll be going to space for charity: the hard way.

https://www.justgiving.com/page/stairstospace

500,000 steps, 20,000 floors, 100km

Make me do it. Shout at me until I do it. Guilt me into doing it by donating generously!

(I would appreciate a boost or two)

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Written by Bas, about to walk to space on 2025-01-20 at 14:47

I'm a total idiot, but here we go:

https://www.justgiving.com/page/stairstospace

I'm getting on this machine until I've gone 100k straight up.

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Written by Bas, about to walk to space on 2024-11-13 at 11:34

Next time you're making meatballs, use grated Parmesan instead of salt in your mince mixture.

Thank me later.

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Written by Bas, about to walk to space on 2024-10-03 at 09:21

Signed consent forms for chemo today. I can't wait, because currently I'm feeling shit and will go on getting shitter. I'd like to feel shit but go on getting better. It'd be a nice change.

Kill these fucking cells.

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Written by Bas, about to walk to space on 2024-09-02 at 11:42

I can't believe I just had to explain to a grown-ass man why using condoms is a good idea. What fucking year is it?

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Written by Bas, about to walk to space on 2024-08-26 at 07:42

This is what it ended up as, one Big OI' Alpine-style cheese ready to mature. Big Ol' Fist for scale.

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Written by Bas, about to walk to space on 2024-08-26 at 05:36

Morning! Time for a #cheesemaking action shot.

Sometimes the only way to read the curds right, is to use your (sanitised) hands!

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Written by Bas, about to walk to space on 2024-08-16 at 21:18

Out with colleagues, and have successfully corrupted at least one with mention of @girlonthenet and other smutterati.

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