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Written by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-24 at 23:18

I like these chips but in my head, cheesy garlic bread is a supporting food, not its own thing like french fries and ketchup (so ketchup, potato chips). My brain is looking for more flavors and something else with these cheesy garlic bread potato chips.

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Written by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-24 at 23:03

Hell yes.

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Written by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-24 at 22:31

Ok, i’m gonna be deploying a bunch of containers that will essentially be turned on when users try to login, so we can scale them to zero because 99% of the time users won’t need them.

I’m going to go with a lightweight webpage that users log into and then select you know which service they basically want to connect to, which will then trigger the containers to be sworn up which takes about 10 to 20 seconds, but which point they’ll then be bounced to the service running on that container to use it.

What are some things I can put on a webpage to essentially distract or entertaining user for 10 to 20 seconds so that they’re not annoyed by the wait for the container to spin up ?

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Written by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-24 at 15:23

OK, my son’s cat likes eating dried out leaves like they’re potato chips. Like he’s seriously loves eating dried leaves. So with this in mind, I need a house plant but will essentially be safe for a cat to eat and also sickly enough or I don’t know what term to use, such that it will produce a lot of dead leaves. Does anybody have any suggestions on a cat safe plant that is also very messy with respect to leaves?

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Written by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-23 at 23:02

This is the first plant I’ve ever grown from scratch properly (the last one would’ve been a bean in a cup of wet paper towels in grade 3 or four). And yes, I made sure it’s a cat safe plant.

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Written by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-23 at 22:01

Bad news: replacing the wiper motor didn't fix my windshield wipers being sluggish.

Good news: in swapping the motor out I learned the linkage was corroded and partially seized on one side (the motor must have some serious torque to move it at all).

Lesson learned: Don't skip troubleshooting steps. Next time take the moving parts out, and try moving the pieces that should move to see if they move and if they don't move at all then thats probably the problem, and not the thing that makes them move.

As usual in fixing something (twice, because diagnosis is hard) I have yet more respect for car mechanics and all the other trades that have to deal with electro-mechanical systems especially the ones that get exposed to water and salt.

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Written by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-23 at 15:08

OK, serious question. What is the best kind of bedsheet material for a cat that is constantly making biscuits? I can rotate my bedsheets, but there’s basically two spots full of tiny little holes.

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Written by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-22 at 21:30

When your street busking act is so good Playmobil makes one

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Written by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-20 at 00:31

OK if they ask you, do you want red or green salsa? The correct answer is now “Yes.”

Why haven’t I been doing this my whole life?

Edit: and yes, I know this is a comical amount of salsa and sour cream to put on food.

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Written by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-19 at 22:02

@pluralistic and it wants to track me.

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Written by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-19 at 22:00

So I bought a new garage door opener to replace my old one that’s 40+ years old. It doesn’t come with installation instructions.

You have to download an app that has the instructions. This app has instructions for hundreds of things which is nice, but I’m old and I would like to have a printed set of how to wire this thing up in case that app ever goes away (pro tip: print stuff and tape it to the top or back of that piece of equipment, the next person that has to fix it will thank you. And there’s a good chance you’ll be the next person that has to fix it.).

Also, there is a sticker sealing the documentation that says if I break it, I’m essentially agreeing to the licensing agreement terms of use and then there’s a URL.

@pluralistic this is a really new an interesting way to force people to agree to things.

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Written by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-19 at 05:35

Happy #caturday. A reminder: don’t brush your cat. Lick them with the brush. Especially those hard to reach spots. They’ll love it.

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Written by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-16 at 02:11

Disclaimer: I do not interact with the OpenBSD anymore due to abuse, however I will say on a technical level they have tried to squash entire classes of vulns, relatively effectively for the last 2 decades:

1.	W^X (Write XOR Execute):

URL: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W%5EX

2.	ProPolice Stack Protector:

URL: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenBSD_security_features

3.	Address Space Layout Randomization (ASLR):

URL: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Address_space_layout_randomization

4.	RETGUARD:

URL: https://www.gobsd.org/viewtopic.php?t=3862

They invented some stuff or were an early implementor.

Good news: we're (CSA) working on something in this area and will hopefully have some interesting things to show off in a few weeks.

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Written by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-16 at 02:06

EVERYTHING IS FINE. DO NOT PANIC. IGNORE THE LAST EMAIL!

IT WAS A (checks notes) SYSTEM UPGRADE!

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Written by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-15 at 18:20

Did anyone else get this weird #ISACA phishing email to log in to "isaca.my.site.com" and yes I know I'm exposing my ISACA username but I'm pretty sure you could have guessed it.

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Written by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-14 at 16:13

watching the Overton Window (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overton_window) move on this "Canada as the 51st US state" thing is wild, earlier this week te Americans were consistently making jokes about this but now some Europeans are. I would have thought with the current invasion of Ukraine that Europeans might be a bit more mindful about this, but I guess not.

Joking about invasion and sovereignty isn't funny. It's like joking about rape, but at the scale of a country. Not cool.

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Written by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-13 at 16:44

So Australia came up with an AI Action plan early on (2021) that is now not available on their website and only in some archives.

The UK gov just released their AI Action Plan today and it's actually REALLY good (https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/ai-opportunities-action-plan), it even talks about things like public datasets and dealing with copyright better.

Singapore released an AI Action Strategy in 2019 (https://www.smartnation.gov.sg/files/publications/national-ai-strategy.pdf). It's old, but that's ok because they already released version 2.0 of the plan, as a first class item at https://www.smartnation.gov.sg/nais/

My government (Canada) has taken an industry centric approach (as expected) here https://ised-isde.canada.ca/site/ai-strategy/en

It's wild to see all the different cultural approaches to AI, and which governments are making AI strategy a first class item on their websites, and which ones have it buried away, or have let it go obsolete.

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Shared by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-13 at 15:14 (original by Cassandrich)

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Written by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-11 at 21:29

If anyone has a contact at Docker: your payment page is broken, the pull down list of US states only goes as far as Utah and then it ends. So Washington, Vermont, Virginia, etc. can't sign up.

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Shared by kurtseifried (he/him) on 2025-01-11 at 17:17 (original by Beaverton Bot)

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