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Written by Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 on 2025-01-30 at 01:21

Today is my last day at Docker. I really appreciated the opportunity to work with the people there, and I certainly learned a lot.

I'll be looking for a role that sponsors non-US visas next. If you have any leads that I could be a good fit for, holler at your goose!

DMs are open 💕

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Written by Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 on 2025-01-28 at 02:39

OH: “That vuln’s so old it’s on the OSCP”

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Written by Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 on 2025-01-26 at 05:19

me trying to walk an inebriated friend through debugging stack traces because my Saturday nights are very exciting:

“ok, now what do you do from here?”

“you know exactly what to do! you’re just trying to get me to figure it out because you’re trying to teach me how to do it myself!”

I couldn’t argue because that was in fact exactly what I was doing 😂

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Written by Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 on 2024-11-14 at 02:20

I too am a citizen of 1-1; waitfor delay '0:0:15' --

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Written by Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 on 2024-11-05 at 13:29

If you live in Minneapolis, vote YES on the School District Question! This will bring much-needed funding to Minneapolis Public Schools.

As a MPS parent, this is near & dear to my heart. Our kids and our educators matter! Give them the funding they need!

https://www.yesformplskids.org

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Written by Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 on 2024-10-31 at 19:54

I don’t know who needs to see this, but here is a baby lamb

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Written by Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 on 2024-10-28 at 17:36

shout out to the guy in SF who took a look at my shirt and said “I like the band better”

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Written by Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 on 2024-10-26 at 20:43

Broke my toe the day I was supposed to fly out to GitHub Universe. I am going and doing the talk anyway because I am a goddamn professional. No one is allowed to make fun of me when I limp onto stage wearing this sexy thing

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Written by Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 on 2024-10-19 at 20:33

We are all made of stars, but your RBAC shouldn’t be

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Written by Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 on 2024-10-01 at 12:41

Don’t use CSAM as the acronym for Cybersecurity Awareness Month. Just trust me on this one

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Written by Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 on 2024-09-03 at 22:39

It has come to my attention that there are younger folks who haven’t heard of Five Geek Social Fallacies.

It was written in 2003 and the social dynamics stay real. Once you read it, you’ll see them everywhere.

https://plausiblydeniable.com/five-geek-social-fallacies/

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Written by Ian Coldwater 👻🌿 on 2024-08-09 at 09:30

Spot the Fed’s easy this year, I guess

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