"Here's my glass! I'm putting it on the table next to yours so you can refill it QUICKLY in a VERY SNEAKY MANNER. But you have to be SUBTLE."
"Grandpa, the waitress is right behind you"
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Tonight we told Chess Grandpa that we couldn't go out with him because we couldn't afford to order beer at the bar, so he came up with a VERY SNEAKY plan where we'd all go to the bar and order one bottle of beer and then spend the rest of the night topping up our glasses with cans he'd brought from home. And then when we got to the bar he proceeded to repeat this plan several times out loud while the waiters politely pretended not to notice what we were doing 🤦♀️🤣💖
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The whole "it's a Roman salute and the Nazis don't own it" thing is such obvious bullshit, but I remember ostensibly liberal accounts making similar arguments whenever some bigwig in the Ukrainian military was caught with swastika merch ("mAyBe hE's zOrRoAstRiAn"), so...yeah. 💀
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Formiga is all cozy in her little housey~ 🥰
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Good morning and fuck whoever is currently US president
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Tomorrow Trump will be president and I'll be posting a lot of "fuck Trump" going forward, but can I just quickly get in one last "fuck Biden"? Because honestly, fuck Biden.
(And yes, we can all hate both of them. There's no reason to pick just one.)
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Lol. Lmao https://futurism.com/marc-andreessen-america-hating-communists
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What the actual fuck 😡😡😡 https://bolha.one/@cadusilva/113857251557923137
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Yeah...the Democrats "impeached" Trump idek how many times, but still weren't able to prevent him from enacting his terrible policies while he was president or from running for president again in 2024. The most we got from them was a very slight reprieve during Biden's term, but without any meaningful changes in how the government was being run. I'd love to see some effective opposition from them to the new Trump administration, but I'm really not counting on it 💀 https://mastodon.social/@richpuchalsky/113856196917763435
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LB: Terry Pratchett 💖💖💖
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Formiga loves cuddles #caturday
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I have a chess friend who makes the most dramatic "oh god, oh shit, oh no" face when he's thinking carefully, and he does that even when he's clearly winning, but last night we had a really complicated position at the end of our game where I was maybe ~slightly~ better but there was a lot going on for both of us, and he spent a full five minutes staring at the board looking like he was about to get murdered and I was like "...I think I broke him?" 🤣
And then he won 😅🤷♀️
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Chess Grandpa keeps referring to the Italian Game as "the orthodox opening", which makes me think 1. e4 should be followed by "Barukh ata Adonai..."
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If Mike Tyson is fighting randos now, I hope his next match is with Luis Suarez
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The moment the little girl wearing a keffiyeh goes on stage and hands him a flag~~~ 😭💖😭 https://todon.eu/@MusiqueNow/113845157567222997
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Nina bleppp
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This article has a timeline of what's supposed to happen in the ceasefire agreement...apparently there are still going to be more rounds of negotiations leading up to Phases 2 & 3 https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/1/16/israel-and-hamas-reach-gaza-ceasefire-deal-what-are-the-next-steps
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The amount of rebuilding that needs to happen in Gaza now is just staggering...I hope they can do it. (I hope the Israelis let them)
https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2025/1/16/palestinian-doctors-hope-ceasefire-will-revive-gazas-healthcare-sector
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🥳 https://monads.online/@georgespolitzer/113835037750688329
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I'm out and just saw something about the ceasefire deal on TV, but it was mostly about whether Biden or Trump should get credit for it and not about the actual terms. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ But any ceasefire is a good thing, right? If Palestinians aren't being constantly bombed into oblivion, the state of the world is a little better than it was yesterday
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