@taber because this motel queen can probably relate.
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Ah yes. My favorite part of the business trip to the office day: I desire dinner but I took a shower immediately upon hitting my hotel room at 4:45pm and am now trapped laying on the bed naked and feral from peopleing in a public peopleing space for far too long.
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Finally broke out the Lovesense Edge 2 and figured out how to do remote play so Daddy can control it remotely.
The only problem is the flared base isn’t very…flared enough at this precise moment so the whole thing just kinda shlorped all the way inside once he found the right controls. 😂🤣
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Marriage is tough but when he puts on his Hatsune Miku playlist and cooks breakfast after rearranging your guts with his fist the night before, one begins to think it’s worth it.
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Blankly grunting as you piss yourself pulling yourself down onto his fist. Completely oblivious to how your hole stretches over his knuckles. Lost in the stretch. The pure joy of this man’s fist.
He coos gently to you. How proud he is. You almost took both of his hands this time. Just a little more work and you’ll be his perfect boy. Just a little more work boy. You’re almost there.
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I can’t tell you how insanely hot it is when he takes charge when I’m just a tad too cross faded. When I know he knows I’ve had one drink too many and tells me to meet him in the play room.
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When Daddy takes you out for sushi. Reminds you to remember your gummis. And agrees to check out the funk show after sushi.
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… … this isn’t suspicious at all.
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You have to understand, I suggested my favorite brunch spot because I have two or three orders there that are super easy to log and it’s not a big chain so supporting local an’ all that. But he’s hyperfixated on “a steak” so I say, “well pick a chain, it’ll be easiest to log,” and he pulls into Not A Chain BBQ Place because “maybe brisket” but they’ve got a 45 minute wait time so now we are going to where I originally suggested. =^_^=
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A fun game I like to play is “oh I’m being a service sub today so I can’t pick where we go out for lunch/brunch.”
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Need a color to flag in the gym that says “I’m flirty but I’m not following you into the bathroom.” 😂🤣
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Daddy went out tonight and I stayed in. “Why not do a little work on taking that Spike 90? Nothing major. Not gonna push hard. Just a little progress check. Oh yeah, little hit of the pen since we aren’t going anywhere. Just here in the bathroom so we don’t have to spend forever cleaning up.”
45 minutes later: primal Chaos Bottom screams as I slide over the apex
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Strange politics aside, I’ve been using Proton’s VPN for a while and finally decided to see if Proton Unlimited was worth the $12.99/mo (paid annually).
Maybe the Android/Windows experience is better but I found Proton Mail to be a big shrug. Proton Pass is lacking some features in 1Password like biometrics on the browser extensions. And 500GB for Proton Drive isn’t a joke but isn’t a great deal either. Drive doesn’t really have Linux integration.
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Left my scruff on at the gym on accident.
“Are you that bratty to your Sir or just to the barbell?”
DOFJSKDOSMFKWPXOSLS I AM SLAIN PLEASE HAVE A DRAG SHOW AT THE FUNERAL
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The funniest part about Web Components is how like all of 50 people in the world actually touch these directly and everyone else just gets “mildly fasterer Angular/Vue/React”.
This joke lands if you were around when Web Components “started” and everyone seemed to think they’d be writing their own portable web components from scratch in pure HTML/JS/CSS and not just slapping tailwind and some React type thing together.
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Anyway, I’m in a weird state of we knew everything that was about to happen but now I have to deal with people around me going “DID YOU READ” and now I’ve spent most of my morning on my employer’s dime reading executive orders.
Like. It’s just fucked. Idk what else to do but support and show up for all my trans friends because ugh.
Also “one makes the big cell and one makes the small cell”. That definition is so fucking impossible.
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Once upon a time, a Dom was using some anal beads on my ass and he giggled and said, “Let ‘em rip” as he pulled them out and I legit sounded like a Beyblade taking off because I was not expecting their sudden removal and honestly I’m still in love with that man but we fell out of touch after I left my home town.
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Dear Gym Going Gay Bros,
How long were y’all gonna keep me in the dark about casein powder and the before bed snack that is protein fluff? 😂
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I just thought he was going above and beyond locking me into sub space when he growled in my ear, “I have no use for your voice. You will not say another word. You can grunt, you can moan, but you won’t even say, Yes, Sir.”
It was hard to keep nonverbal, but it got easier over time. Thoughts became…less thoughts and more feelings, instinct, sensation. Things…melted.
It wasn’t until he slipped the pup hood over my panting face and then put his hand back inside me, that I knew what I’d become.
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But for real. If you wanna make it in southeastern USA gay culture knowing some set of 8-ball rules and enough experience with a cue stick to not make a total fool of yourself you will get that rough trade you crave.
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