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Written by Tengrain on 2025-01-20 at 13:30

Buck-Up, Rebel Alliance!

OK guys, what the Llama said. You already know what to do: Turn on ANYTHING but the felonauguration. It doesn’t matter what it is, the ratings have to show a lot of people watching ANYTHING but The Orange 🤡. Doesn’t matter how you get your entertainment, btw, everything counts: streaming, broadcast, cable. I suggest watching Comedy Central, but that’s just me.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2025/01/20/buck-up-rebel-alliance/

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Written by Tengrain on 2025-01-20 at 01:00

Great Memes, Cont.

Word.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2025/01/19/great-memes-cont-41/

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Shared by Tengrain on 2025-01-19 at 23:15 (original by Kim Perales)

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Written by Tengrain on 2025-01-19 at 20:20

Midday Palate Cleanser

We're doomed. They’ve figured out tools. (Direct Link To Reddit Here) (Hat tip: Scissorhead MomXTrois)

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2025/01/19/midday-palate-cleanser-2347/

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Written by Tengrain on 2025-01-19 at 17:26

Hickory-Dickery Doc, The Grifter Wants Tik Tok

The Tik Tok ban was signed into law, and our corrupt and illegitimate SCOTUS declared the law is constitutional. Those are facts in evidence. I bring this up because: I don’t know much about the Law, but I do know what I learned in Civics. Hair Füror CANNOT: suspend any old law at will; EOs can advise how to interpret the law, but not disregard it.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2025/01/19/hickory-dickery-doc-the-grifter-wants-tik-tok/

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Written by Tengrain on 2025-01-19 at 16:08

How To Think About The Next 4 Years

"Greenland is not a beachfront property. The world’s largest island is an autonomous territory of Denmark, inhabited by people who are Danish citizens, vote in Danish elections, and have representatives in the Danish Parliament. Denmark also has politics, and a Danish prime minister cannot sell Greenland any more than an American president can sell Florida." —Annie Applebaum, in The Atlantic (Gift Link)

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2025/01/19/how-to-think-about-the-next-4-years/

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Written by Tengrain on 2025-01-19 at 02:01

Great Memes, Cont.

Hey guys, are any of you handy with a screwdriver? Asking for about 330M friends.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2025/01/18/great-memes-cont-40/

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Shared by Tengrain on 2025-01-19 at 01:23 (original by 𝙳𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝙵𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚠𝚛𝚊𝚙)

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Written by Tengrain on 2025-01-19 at 01:01

Magic Mike Pence To Attend Inauguration

Mike Pence, a man so wooden that termites salivate when he enters a room, plans to attend the swearing in of his ol’ boss the convicted felon and career criminal Orange 🤡. Former Vice President Mike Pence is planning to attend President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration on Monday, The New York Times reported on Friday night. After losing the 2020 election, Trump urged Pence – the presiding officer over election certification in…

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2025/01/18/magic-mike-pence-to-attend-inauguration/

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Written by Tengrain on 2025-01-18 at 20:35

Funny/Not Funny because it is true.

https://www.gocomics.com/nickanderson/2025/01/18

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Written by Tengrain on 2025-01-18 at 20:00

Midday Palate Cleanser http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlmWggD0REU http://mockpaperscissors.com/2025/01/18/midday-palate-cleanser-2346/

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Written by Tengrain on 2025-01-18 at 17:00

‘The Cheaper The Crook, The Gaudier The Patter’

The great writer Dashiell Hammett said “The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter," and it might as well be a motto for our times as we lurch into convicted felon and career criminal The Orange 🤡 second maladministration. Everyone should put Hammett’s statement on a sign in front of wherever you read the news for the next four years. We’re about to be inundated with patter from the world's leading con man.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2025/01/18/the-cheaper-the-crook-the-gaudier-the-patter/

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Shared by Tengrain on 2025-01-18 at 16:52 (original by Tony Stark)

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Written by Tengrain on 2025-01-18 at 16:01

‘Democracy Dies Below The Fold’*

Jeff Bezos’ WaPo has a new mission statement, and boy howdy! Riveting Storytelling for All of America I’m glad that they are proclaiming that they are riveting, I wouldn’t have known. But I don’t know that I want storytelling, I’d rather have truth. Anyway, in yet ANOTHER self-serving move, Bezos is proclaiming that the WaPo will use AI, too…

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2025/01/18/democracy-dies-below-the-fold-3/

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Written by Tengrain on 2025-01-18 at 15:30

Reminder: Project Price Check

As this is the last weekend of President Handsome Joe Biden’s administration, this is the time to set a baseline of costs for Project Price Check, in which we will periodically check prices of groceries and the like to see if The Orange 🤡 keeps his promise to lower prices and the cost of living, which was a centerpiece of his campaign promise.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2025/01/18/reminder-project-price-check/

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Written by Tengrain on 2025-01-18 at 15:07

Please Forgive Us The Interruption…

...especially on National Gourmet Coffee Day (and really, isn’t every day Coffee Day OR SHOULD BE?!)...but we would be remiss if we did not alert you that our pal Burr Deming has posted his best-of-the-web links complete with wry commentary at the essential blog Red-State-Blues. Over at Scottie’s Playtime, you can learn about Peace and Justice History, and Dawg only knows we’re gonna need both.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2025/01/18/please-forgive-us-the-interruption/

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Shared by Tengrain on 2025-01-18 at 03:42 (original by Qasim Rashid, Esq.)

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Written by Tengrain on 2025-01-18 at 02:32

I listened to The Professional Left Podcast #368 (Thanks for the shoutout!) starring @bluegal and @driftglass and you should too! Available where’er you find Pods or here:

http://professionalleft.blogspot.com

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Written by Tengrain on 2025-01-18 at 02:00

Bad Signs, Cont.

“Ah declare! Ah love shoppin’ here,” the Senator did not declare, “Everything is mah size, y’all. Everything."

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2025/01/17/bad-signs-cont-1274/

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Written by Tengrain on 2025-01-18 at 01:01

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News We’re gonna do a light round-up of sorts: The official portrait of the FOTUS (Felon of the United States) is here. You cannot make up merde like this: The Orange 🤡’s Garbage Truck is going to be part of the inauguration The snowflake-in-chief says he’s worried that it will be too cold for the police.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2025/01/17/news-that-will-drive-you-to-drink-2230/

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