BT is becoming EE - 'spose it's better than yuk yuk!
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The last Windows update was so unbelievably slow I have been left with
"Your computer may restart a few times"
etched on my screen!
[#]windows
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[#]sas rouge heroes TV series - I wonder if anybody has tried firing an RPG while standing in a small boat?
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IBM 360~$250,000
Pentium~$1000
Pico2~$8
A lifetime of watching computing going down the tube. Surely a few cycles can now be spent on protecting the data we want to keep rather than supporting ray traced animated graphics with realistic Paddington bear fur?
[#]ransomware
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A rogue bastion instance
(I don't know either) managed to double my Azure billing this month - it's just all got too complicated
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He just got a bit confused being a bit doddery - he meant Scotland and The Mull of America where he has already made a start and been greeted with great warmth by the American speaking locals
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Why does Musk care about Britain - has he selected a nice stately home?
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There surely is a role for Boris here?
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Starmer plan to allow "tests" before referral by a consultant is timely. This log jam is a tyranny that disrupts patients ongoing access to GPs - the "let's wait and see" ploy - buggers up things like travel insurance and even condemns many to an early premature death - now let's fix test result sharing too, so second opinions are less of a nightmare
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/jan/03/keir-starmer-to-unveil-radical-nhs-changes-to-cut-waiting-times
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Geoffrey Hinton (Godfather of #AI) says "“And how many examples do you know of a more intelligent thing being controlled by a less intelligent thing? " - predicting a dire outcome.
I have managed 100+ teams of computer specialists with excellent results and I'm stupid!
AI might be smart but sneaky always wins - God help us if "Artificial Sneaky" gets invented.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/dec/27/godfather-of-ai-raises-odds-of-the-technology-wiping-out-humanity-over-next-30-years
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Moths
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Ho Ho Ho
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[#]Putin has learnt the hard way that air force and the navy are not much use but, If you really cannot defend against hypersonic missiles, then it just becomes a question of the adversaries economic strength without the inconvenient problem of the battle field being irradiated beyond any future use.
I am sure Trump will cope
https://www.politico.eu/article/russia-to-produce-new-hypersonic-missiles-in-mass-says-putin/
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We should never let a man like Henry VIII run the Royal Mail in the first place
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Given the Scottish word for pig is pig there is an opportunity for some cost saving here
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Is it safe to assume that #russia does not actually have an air force? Or is is it more likely that any air force is no match for a modern ground defence? #syria
Either way, it is good to see the barrel bomb chemical weapon family scurrying off to Russia.
Let's hope we see the decent side of the Islamic faith
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1:1 000 oldies will get paralysed shock!
UK - Just had my respiratory syncytial virus (RSV) shot. The Pfizer leaflet they give out says I now have a better chance of getting paralysis than winning £100 on the lottery.
It is precisely this sort of #Pfizer crap that fuels Robert F #Kennedy Jr delusional rants
WHO CHECKS THIS STUFF?
[#]vaccine #rsv #nhs
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Mark Carney: 'We should seek closer ties with the EU - good luck with that
We should send a protestor immediately.
We want closer ties - when do we want it? - now!
That'll fix it
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I have Sky, Amazon Prime and Apple and I still can't watch live Rugby Union - bastards have spoilt the run up to Crimbo
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[#]Broadband water pipe - first? nearly
!n 1977, my company HQ was in Great Portland Street, London. Mild panic when I got a letter from LHW Co Ltd. saying they would no longer supply power for £13/pm. It was the London Hydraulic Power that had supplied power from the Tower Bridge engines to run lifts and heavy stuff in the surrounding few miles. 1877-1977.
A couple of weeks later Mercury Communications bought the assets for 1p and cabled The City with a fast digital network = master stroke
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