I'm watching Goodbye, Pork Pie and I've got to say.... what the actual fuck?
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Seems to be have been quite a day.
How's everyone going?
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I work from home on Fridays which is always an opportunity to do some baking. The sourdough turned out well today!
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Currently exhausted and it feels like I'm wearing lead weights when I move around. Feel like I could sleep for days.
Concurrently wired due to the coffee I've consumed and a B12 shot earlier today. Can't sit still or close my eyes for more than a few seconds. I have the attention span of something with a very short attention span.
A mess of a day!
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I'm also a couple of beers in. The vibes are very good.
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Current situation:
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Just whipped up some Sunday morning crumpets. The first two have been consumed with melted butter and golden syrup.
They are light, airy, mildly yeasty and delicious.
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Every now and again I pop my head around the door of LinkedIn to see how capitalism is getting on.
It's going great!
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In something of a @TheBreadmonkey move I'm making sourdough pizzas for the fam tonight.
So far so good, but there are about to be words on my choice of toppings.
Pineapple is the mark of an actual genius btw.
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I watched Tenet last night. Wondered if I watched it backwards it might make more sense? Or sideways?
Anyway, I'm just going to say it: what a stupid bloody story.
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Today's moment of zen coming to you from Gittos domain in Blockhouse Bay.
This area gets its name from the fortified house that was built overlooking a portage used by Maori, as there was real concern that Waikato iwi would use this route to attack Auckland settlers. Today I am using it to attack all of the Christmas dessert I've consumed.
Struggle without end.
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Who among us could have predicted that this bullshit law would have negative side-effects?
Pretty much anyone, I guess.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360535609/police-refer-12yo-boy-youth-aid-wearing-boxing-club-t-shirt-featuring-black-power-type-insignia
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After being stuck at home for a few days with all of the family Christmas stuff, I decided to jump in the car with my girls for a drive out west and a walk and icecream at Huia.
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I blame capitalism for this.
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In a shocking new development I now have white nose hairs.
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At 4.10am my brain embarked on its own internal "Year in Review". It began by breaking down, helpfully, every stupid thing I've said at Christmas gatherings, then worked backwards.
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New Christmas tee shirt.
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Merry Christmas!
It's Christmas morning in Aotearoa and I am still feeling bloated from last night's over-eating. So now it's time for waffles for breakfast, then I'll get on to preparing a huge Christmas Dinner with lamb and chickens and ham and potato salad and pavlova and tiramisu and Christmas cake, and plenty of alcohol to wash it all down.
Be strong. We can do this.
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A decade ago my younger brother, who had no kids at the time, bought loud wooden instruments for my kids for Christmas. I wasn't sleeping much back then and those toys were very annoying.
What a bastard.
This year, because I'm an idiot, I bought an actual drumkit and electric guitar for those same kids, who are now teenagers that worship the gods of rock.
It's me. I'm the bastard.
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Watching #Gremlins for tonight's Christmas movie and it is totally batshit.
With hindsight, the eighties was deeply problematic.
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