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Written by [empty] on 2025-02-01 at 02:08

That was awwweeesome!

Thanks for hosting @MatthewTitus88 and @SesameSquirrel

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Written by [empty] on 2025-02-01 at 01:49

Anyone's film make it to Neptune yet?

[#]FridayThrillerClub

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Written by [empty] on 2025-02-01 at 00:43

My dad was a scientist, he always hated being asked "what if" questions

[#]FridayThrillerClub

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Written by [empty] on 2025-01-28 at 03:32

Why we don't have a decent Linux / BSD phone I will never know.

Well, actually I do -- it's proprietary chips.

And also I know, I know, there is something you can run on some old hardware you can get off ebay but shit

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Written by [empty] on 2025-01-27 at 03:29

Film at 11?!?

[#]monsterdon

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Written by [empty] on 2025-01-27 at 02:53

Look at those epaulets and badge

Very "security guard"

[#]monsterdon

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Written by [empty] on 2025-01-27 at 02:46

These people are comical

[#]monsterdon

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Written by [empty] on 2025-01-27 at 02:29

The only recognizable actor in this film can't even keep the dog's attention with his act

[#]monsterdon

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Written by [empty] on 2025-01-27 at 02:22

Oh this is too ridiculous to be scary

[#]monsterdon

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Written by [empty] on 2025-01-27 at 02:11

The dog will almost certainly be eaten

[#]monsterdon

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Written by [empty] on 2025-01-27 at 02:01

Who doesn't go hiking in the woods at night?

[#]monsterdon

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Written by [empty] on 2025-01-26 at 02:01

[#]caturday

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Written by [empty] on 2025-01-25 at 02:24

why are they so easy to kill now?

[#]FridayThrillerClub

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Written by [empty] on 2025-01-25 at 00:28

How are we doing on time before start?

[#]FridayThrillerClub

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Written by [empty] on 2025-01-21 at 14:34

Google broke our phones with a software update.

We have Pixel 4as which apparently have some kind of battery problem (although until last couple days we never noticed any charging or battery issues).

But then they released an update that they said would break our phones, and it did!

Now our phones won't even charge on a non-google USB-C power source anymore (tested) and it is draining battery about 10% per 45 minutes if you just let it sit there.

We got these somewhere around 2020

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Written by [empty] on 2025-01-19 at 05:02

Map of the butt-kissing chain:

TikTok > Trump > Xi

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Written by [empty] on 2025-01-19 at 04:58

I love how Biden is getting railed for banning TikTok yet the thing you should be mad about is the prospect of Trump turning it back on at Xi's request

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Written by [empty] on 2025-01-17 at 17:27

What if future generations decided they didn't want to write any more?

• No Cursive taught in schools (all tablet learning)
• All biz transactions over RFC signals, so no check writing or signing of name
• People use controllers instead of keyboards
• People stop reading, then complain they can't find good jobs
• People only use clumped speech and writing (a dying art) ends up reflecting dumb words, and only then for phonetics
• Words aren't defined, too many of them. Just uttered

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Written by [empty] on 2025-01-17 at 17:19

Decoupling - what happens when you clump things together:

Decoupled:

"I took his yacht out for a spin and I smashed it on the rocks"

Coupled:

"Itookhisyacht outforaspin andismashedit ontherocks"

The latter coupled code is shorter. But imagine the size of dictionaries if we allowed words to be combined like that.

Itookhisyacht and shetookhisyacht would be completely different words, each with their own entry.

Dictionaries would be the size of 10 story buildings.

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Written by [empty] on 2025-01-15 at 01:22

That parole officer fits the criteria

[#]TVMysteries

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