USAID has been paying women to ghost me btw. This really will be my year.
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Just remember: every positive react to a post saying something like "Trump isn't a WN but some stuff he's doing is pretty good" is someone who is going to volunteer to die fighting for Israel
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Anti-Fujoshi is anti-White
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"Uhm what if I need it later" what if you used it now?
"Uhm I get interest on my savings account" kill yourself Jew
"Uh my car just exploded so I'm glad I had savings" wouldn't have happened if you spent proactively
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Reminder that money is a resource and if you're not living 100% paycheck-to-paycheck you're living inefficiently
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"I'm retarded"
~guy with slightly-above-average IQ
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Incidentally anybody ever notice how similar the word "barcodes" looks to something else Soylennials love? (((Curious...)))
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die
get to the Pearly Gates
"actually Hobby Lobby was right, the Mark of the Beast was barcodes"
burn in the Lake of Fire for eternity
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What Genghis Khan was to women, I am to Family Guy funny moments.
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Women only find gaming unattractive because you're embarrassed about it
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Dudes will come up with the most insane cumbersome RNG manipulation methods just to avoid praying.
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"Erm she needs to be a virgin with no tattoos and not be fat"
~guy who is eternally assblasted about "muh 3 6s" because he has nothing to offer (the guy reading this)
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American Psycho but the whole movie is just him concocting continuously more harebrained schemes to kill his coworker, a clueless Clark Kent
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nugger doesn't want you to know this but Jacques is actually pronounced "jacuzzi"
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$6 for an energy drink and a granola bar
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When I say the zoomers on fedi don't just want barcades closed they want them demolished I am not kidding.
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That's it. I'm sick of all this "Board Game Night" bullshit that's going on in the polycule right now. Barcades deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself visited a genuine barcade in the big city for $120 (that's about 500 quarters) and have been practicing at it for almost 2 years now. I can even reach the kill screen on Pac-Man with a beer in both hands.
Millennial brewers spend years working on a single IPA and add hops up to a million times to produce the finest craft brews known to mankind.
Barcades are thrice as entertaining as board games and thrice as intellectually stimulating for that matter too. Anyone Ticket to Ride can entertain, Marvel vs Capcom can entertain better. I'm pretty sure a barcade could easily mend my parents' broken marriage a simple Thirsty Thursday.
Ever wonder why Millennials never bothered taking power? That's right, they were too reluctant to leave their kickass barcades and their IPAs of awesomeness. Even in the Second ZoomerโMillennial War, Zoomer soldiers targeted the men at the barcades first because their Nintendo Power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Barcades are simply the best places that the world has ever seen, and thus, require more focus in our regular gatherings. Here is the schedule I propose for the polycule:
Sunday: Barcading 10 AM-10 PM
M-Th: Barcading 5 PM-10 PM
Friday: Barcading 5 PM-2 AM
Saturday: Barcading 9 AM-2 AM
Now that seems a lot more representative of the appeal of barcades in our lives, don't you think?
tl;dr = The polycule needs to spend more time at barcades, see my new schedule.
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Sick of hearing young guys who never tried and don't know what it even means to struggle whining online. If you're a young man without a wife and you feel like you don't have any way forward, move to the big city and open a barcade. It's a venture profitable within the first decade and you'll have ample time to network and meet a woman 20 years older than you.
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Playing subway surfers and watching Family Guy at the Galaga machine, barcade boring ah hell
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Stop going into debt for useless degrees in mixology. Learn a bartrade.
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