“Tardigrades on the Moon” would be a great band name
@FunkyBob https://chaos.social/@FunkyBob/113914410462222143
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[while fastening up a strap-on] I’m gonna peg you so hard and for so long, you’ll feel like you’re a 2010s netbook CPU trying to browse the modern Internet
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every time I read about the stock market, and the billions of dollars magicked in and out of existence based on wall street finance bro feelpinions, I like it even less
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Logged my slowest ever Parkrun on Saturday, at 57:00. Given that my goal for that day was to ease back into parkwalking slowly after not doing it for over 6mo due to Long Covid, I guess that’s a personal best in a way!
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meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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So the US threatens to ban TikTok because it’s Chinese, and hordes of young Americans go “lmao screw this” and flock to Rednote/Xiaohongshu, which has led to some incredible own goals for the US
Which itself is fucking hilarious, but also genuinely and soberingly makes me worried about the Australian government’s plan to ban social media for under 16s so as to supposedly protect them from bullies and pedophiles
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Seriously, having such an openly queer song by such an openly queer artist, who is so vocally supportive of trans people and gender nonconformity, and whose music isn’t just about the struggles of being queer but about the joys and struggles of life as a queer person, rise to such a level of mainstream popularity as Chappell Roan has is honestly something that makes me feel a tiny bit more like we are not alone in this truly terrifying political era. #hottest100 #triplej
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THIS IS A VICTORY FOR SLUTTY SAPPHICS EVERYWHERE #hottest100 #triplej
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YES YES YES OMG IM SO HAPPY #hottest100 #triplej
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DID I JUST GET DOMMED BY THE NATIONAL BROADCASTER #hottest100 #triplej
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Why does the US CBP require me to enter my passport number, as a mandatory field, just to ask them a goddamn question‽
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It's my name day! I’ve been Daisy for 3 years!
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A wizard:
• never late
• nor is he early
• arrives precisely when he means to
An ADHDer:
• exists in a default state of always running late for something
• can, from time to time and with substantial effort, be early
• physically incapable of arriving anywhere even approximately when she means to
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as a kinkster who is somehow not (yet?) into Star Trek, I am constantly thrown whenever Trekkies talk about "subspace"
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y'know, I'd seriously consider becoming a SRE if y'all would just stop using YAML for everything
or at the very least, stop building half-baked programming languages on top of YAML
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the TV series Designated Survivor but instead of being about politicians and the State of the Union, it's about SREs and Anthrocon
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Just watched a video that ended with “If you have any questions, rewatch this video as many times as necessary. Okay bye.”
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so we've had the Festive Season Code Freeze, now we have the Start Of Year Code Thunderdome, in which everyone in every company that had a code freeze in December all try to get their changes in at once, and the resulting merge conflicts end up turning into a game of ranked competitive whack-a-mole.
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isn’t this how semver works already though?
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