I think I am an optimist.

When a pessimist says "Things cannot possibly get any worse", the optimist says "Yes, they can!"

=> 🚀 stack

Jan 02 · 4 weeks ago · 👍 mitgedanken, dk, BigBoy69420 · 😄 5 ❤ 1

5 Comments ↓

=> 🚂 raspbeguy · Jan 02 at 19:06:

I would invert the roles on this one.

=> 🦆 CitySlicker · Jan 03 at 11:20:

You reminded me of this quote from the founder of Patagonia,

‘There’s no difference between a pessimist who says, “Oh, it’s hopeless, so don’t bother doing anything,” and an optimist who says, “Don’t bother doing anything, it’s going to turn out fine anyway.” Either way, nothing happens.’

=> ☯️ dragfyre · Jan 03 at 14:28:

I think I am an optometrist.

When a pessimist says "My eyesight can't possibly get any worse", the optometrist says "Yes, it can!"

=> 🐦 wasolili [...] · Jan 04 at 00:26:

I think I am an opt-to-mist

When a pessimist says "things can't get any worse," I opt to mist them with the garden hose until they go away.

=> 🚀 stack [OP] · Jan 04 at 01:52:

I think I am an onanist...

It had to be said.