Fights of you.

You, my friend, are fighting.

Fights of you.

It's really quite exciting!

You're fighting in the district

where the Emperor's Butter is made!

You're fighting in the district

where all the crusty bread is baked.

Yes, you are fighting!

Who or what are you fighting?

Noone knows but you!

Only we see only you.

Fights of you occuring

between thumb and between head.

Fights of you occuring

between toes and nose and head.

Fights of you.

Oh!

Fights of you.

How do we stop these fights of you?

We have tried many things

like chopping off your pinky.

But that pinky just got up

and fought you all again.

We don't know how to stop,

how to stop all your fighting.

So we are going to burn you.

We will burn you, my friend.

That should stop the fighting.

Oh! That should stop the fights of you.

That should stop the fighting

and then, perhaps, we'll eat you, too!

Fights of you.