You are saying that my hair smells just like poop.

But it only smells like poop

Because I rubbed it on your butt.

That’s why my hair might smell like poop

Because your butt is made for pooping.

My hair smells just like your butt!

So if my hair smells like poop

it’s because your butt smells, too!

So, maybe, go and poop out your poop

And wipe your own butt.

While my hair smell like poop

All the day, and maybe all night.

Someday, I will wash my hair

And it might smell alright.

But for now, for now,

My hair smell like poop.

Sometimes I dream

That I have my head in a toilet.

Sometimes I dream

That there’s poop instead of hair.

But it’s because,

my hair smells like poop

Because somehow,

I put my hair in your butt crack.

Somehow, my hair smells just like your butt crack.

[You did!]