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Priceless Poop

I struggled a lot with my process initially.

At the end, I'd spent an hour on the skirmish and had a song I hated.

I decided to see if I could improvise something better, so I gave myself the time to improvise one song.

That was this one, about priceless poop. It is so much better than my first attempt. This one will likely wind up on my "Putting the crap back in crapcapella" album.

Music

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• Priceless Poop

📔 song lyrics from "Putting the crap back in crapcapella"

Title: Priceless Poop

Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Duration: 02:43

Album: 50/90 2018

Lyricist: S.W. Black

Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Music Genre:

        * crapcapella

        * crapcapella

Date: 2018

Lyrics

Would you like to buy my poop?

I've heard it doesn't have a price.

Would you like to buy my poop?

I think that means it's priceless.

My poop I make it, just like the golden goose.

My poop I make it, it's really not very loose.

I think I would like to sell you my poop.

It's really, really priceless.

(But I'll let it go cheap!)

I think I would like to

sell my poop, poop, poop.

I think I would like to

sell a lot of poop.

Would you like, perhaps a tonne,

metric or imperial is fine!

Let's just sell some of my poop

because I have so much, much, much of it.

I think I make too much.

I think I really make quite a lot,

but since I have so much, much, much of it

perhaps I will let it go on sale today.

Would you like to buy my poop?

It's really quality poop, poop, poop, poop.

Would you like to buy my poop?

It is basically priceless.

If something is priceless,

then it has no price.

If something is priceless,

then it can't be bought.

But I am willing to sell my poop.

I am willing to sell quite a bit of it.

I won't quite sell all of it

because some of it's not ready.

I won't sell the part of it

that is still inside my belly.

But I have so much poop, poop, poop, poop.

And I'm ready to let some of it on go.

I have so much poop, poop, poop, poop.

And I'm ready to sell it for a nice, fair price.

I know I said it was priceless, and it's true!

But I'm willing to sell it cheaper than that.

I know that I said it's priceless, and it's true!

But I will settle for 59.95.

59.95

for a block of poop, poop, poop.

59.95

and it's just for you, you, you, you, you!

59.95

And it's so, so, so much

and it's true

And I hope that you like it lots!

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