Someone is the pillow

and someone else is the bed.

And I am left

the thrill, thrill-seeker.

Someone is the pillow

and someone else the bed,

and I, yes me,

I'm the thrill-seeker.

It's so thrilling

going back to bed.

You never know what

dreams you will dredge up.

It's so thrilling

going back to bed

But it is still more thrilling

than actually being the bed.

Because, because

some people are the bed.

And some people, they

are the pillow, instead.

Because, because

that's what they said.

They said they are

a pillow and a bed!

Now they're laying

all around the house.

And squishin', squishin'

some of their parts.

And that makes them scream,

oh, that makes them scream.

Because there's not really

stuffing inside.